One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water. He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?” I took the glass from his hand and drank the water. No more problem.
Don’t live in the past because the future may become your past fast!!!!!!!!!!!
Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.
Next time I’m on an elevator with four or more strangers, I’m going to turn around and say, “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here.
You know that you’ve become wise when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid.
You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true.
If the grass looks greener on the other side its time to fertilize yours.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. Why is it that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?
Opportunity knocks but once, so be sure and leave a forwarding address.
A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.
Imagination is a power you can’t imagine.
Once a king ordered in his audience to keep their hand on any thing it will be rewarded to him. All from audience kept their hands on gold and valuable costly items. One person came and kept hand on the king.
How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?
The grass is always greener on the other side when you’re not the one mowing it.
A person is talented only when he has the talent to express his talent.
When push comes to shove, I hope you’re standing next to a cliff.
I’m not clever, I just don’t know how to be stupid.
Light a man a fire and he’ll be warm for the night, light a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life
Without order nothing could exist, But without chaos nothing could evolve.
Over analysis creates paralysis.
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