Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”
Tough times never last, but tough people do.
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women. But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.
You gotta take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got, and remember what you had. Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Love is giving somebody the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to. I looked at you a thousand times, but this time when I looked at you there was something new. How could I be so blind!? Don’t ever be depending on the rabbit’s foot for good luck when it obviously didn’t work for the rabbit.
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it!!
The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!
An eye for an eye will ultimately, leave the whole world blind.
The message below is a lie, The message above is the truth.. xD
If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.
Love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and have the world wondering how the hell you did it. :)
You’ll never be old and wise if you weren’t young and crazy. :]] The day you realize you’re not as young as you used to be is the day you start dying.
Sometimes the most clever thing to say is nothing at all.
Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.
What would you attempt to do If you knew you could not fail??
Sell a man a fish, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, you’ll be out of a job…
There is no chance unless you take one
If practice makes perfect and no one is perfect, why practice?
They say never judge a book by its cover but they also said a picture is worth a thousand words.
Wise man talk because they have something to say, fools talk because they have to say something.
A fool isn’t someone who is wrong, a fool is someone who is afraid of being wrong.
People are like chocolates some soft centered some hard some are just plane nutty.
My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.
You always miss 100% of the shots you don’t take
When someone ties to impress you … It means he/she is already impressed by you!
You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble. – Dr T.P.Chia
Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… Provided I die in the next hour or so.
Life may give you sh*t but that’s what toilet paper is for.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Fear is temporary, regret is forever. “i think, therefore I am”
If the grass is greener on the other side, turn on your sprinkler!
Always say what you mean and mean what you say.
The search for love is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that was never there in the first place
There are some idiots who always answer “No” to every question, now tell me. Are you one of them?
Never point your finger at some one, you will always have three fingers pointing back at you.
Never be afraid to try something new… An amateur built the ark that lasted forty days and forty nights; professionals built the titanic that sank.
Life is like a ten speed bike, most of us have gears we never use…
If you try to fail and succeed, then which have you done?
Anger is one letter short of danger.
Love all, trust a few.
If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.
Better to ask forgiveness than permission.
Its better to have tried and failed, than not to have tried at all.
“A clever man is one who never shows his cleverness to others”
NEVER BE TOO HONEST… Always Remember … STRAIGHT TREES ARE CUT FIRST…
He who waits to take the first step, will spend his entire life on one foot.
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