If silence is golden, turning state’s evidence is at least platinum.
If you tell me you’re “Dead inside” well you’re a medical marvel! that’s something to be happy about!
There are some idiots who always answer “No” to every question, now tell me. Are you one of them?
If a man says to you, “I always lie”, do you believe him?
No woman is ugly, it’s just that some are more beautiful than others.
Don’t paint a wall with a toothbrush simply because it’s called a brush.
– Kelvin Osaghae
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You don’t know what you don’t know until you know it.
He was bright enough to be clever but too undisciplined to be intelligent.
– Alan Robert Neal
The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month.
– Fyodor Dostoyevsky
A miser is a person who is reluctant to spend and saves for those who will bury him.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
If it weren’t for Mondays, we’d all hate Tuesdays.
“I’m a ninja.”
“No, you’re not.”
“Did you see that?”
Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so i am changing myself.
Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
Cleverness is not wisdom.
Sometimes you need to act like a fool to fool the fools who think that they are fooling you.
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
– Albert Schweitzer
You have not actually lost what you have not gained in the first place!
When in doubt, Google it.
Once a king ordered in his audience to keep their hand on any thing it will be rewarded to him. All from audience kept their hands on gold and valuable costly items. One person came and kept hand on the king.
Notice: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.
If your heart was really broken you would be dead so shut up.
If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.
The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.
Money does not buy happiness but, it sure pays off stress.
You do not become smarter by blowing your own horn. You become smarter by being humble.
– Dr T.P.Chia