Clever Quotes and Sayings

Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”

Tough times never last, but tough people do.

Real Eyes. Realize. Real Lies.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women.
But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.

In our pursuit to find the enemy we come face to face with ourselves.

Never be afraid to try something new… An amateur built the ark that lasted forty days and forty nights; professionals built the titanic that sank.

You gotta take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got, and remember what you had.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Love is giving somebody the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
I looked at you a thousand times, but this time when I looked at you there was something new. How could I be so blind!?
Don’t ever be depending on the rabbit’s foot for good luck when it obviously didn’t work for the rabbit.

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it!!

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!

An eye for an eye will ultimately, leave the whole world blind.

The message below is a lie,
The message above is the truth..
xD

The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

Love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.