Clever Quotes and Sayings

Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”

Tough times never last, but tough people do.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Real Eyes. Realize. Real Lies.

You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women.
But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.

In our pursuit to find the enemy we come face to face with ourselves.

Never be afraid to try something new… An amateur built the ark that lasted forty days and forty nights; professionals built the titanic that sank.

You gotta take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got, and remember what you had.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Love is giving somebody the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
I looked at you a thousand times, but this time when I looked at you there was something new. How could I be so blind!?
Don’t ever be depending on the rabbit’s foot for good luck when it obviously didn’t work for the rabbit.

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it!!

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!

An eye for an eye will ultimately, leave the whole world blind.

The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

The message below is a lie,
The message above is the truth..
xD

Love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.

If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.

You’ll never be old and wise if you weren’t young and crazy. :]]
The day you realize you’re not as young as you used to be is the day you start dying.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and have the world wondering how the hell you did it. :)

Sometimes the most clever thing to say is nothing at all.

How can people say I love you so easly?
Dont they know that every time they do they give a piece of your heart to someone…when you finally do REALLY LOVE someone will there be enough of your heart to give???

What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??

Sell a man a fish, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, you’ll be out of a job…

There is no chance unless you take one

Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.

Wise man talk because they have something to say,
fools talk because they have to say something.

If practice makes perfect and no one is perfect, why practice?

A fool isn’t someone who is wrong, a fool is someone who is afraid of being wrong.

They say never judge a book by its cover but they also said a picture is worth a thousand words.

People are like chocolates some soft centered some hard some are just plane nutty.

You always miss
100% of the shots
you don’t take