Clever Quotes and Sayings

Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”

Submitted by: Rikku on November 4, 2012

Tough times never last, but tough people do.

Submitted by: argent on December 15, 2007

Real Eyes. Realize. Real Lies.

Submitted by: MollyFranciss on July 8, 2009

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Submitted by: Doreen Deramo on August 4, 2009

You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women.
But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.

Submitted by: Mike on October 25, 2007

In our pursuit to find the enemy we come face to face with ourselves.

Submitted by: James Stanmore on December 2, 2007

Never be afraid to try something new… An amateur built the ark that lasted forty days and forty nights; professionals built the titanic that sank.

Submitted by: Mikalah R. on December 10, 2008

You gotta take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got, and remember what you had.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Love is giving somebody the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
I looked at you a thousand times, but this time when I looked at you there was something new. How could I be so blind!?
Don’t ever be depending on the rabbit’s foot for good luck when it obviously didn’t work for the rabbit.

Submitted by: Jess on January 3, 2008

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

Submitted by: Adrian on February 24, 2012

I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it!!

Submitted by: Kassi on February 15, 2013

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!

Submitted by: Pagan on September 22, 2007

An eye for an eye will ultimately, leave the whole world blind.

Submitted by: Maljoy on January 7, 2008

The message below is a lie,
The message above is the truth..

Submitted by: Jebus on July 10, 2008

The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

Submitted by: Lexy on July 19, 2013

Love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.

Submitted by: jamie on December 2, 2007

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