Clever Quotes and Sayings

Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked “pull.”

Submitted by: Rikku on November 4, 2012

Tough times never last, but tough people do.

Submitted by: argent on December 15, 2007

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Submitted by: Doreen Deramo on August 4, 2009

Real Eyes. Realize. Real Lies.

Submitted by: MollyFranciss on July 8, 2009

You’ll lose a lot of money, chasing women.
But you’ll never lose women, chasing money.

Submitted by: Mike on October 25, 2007

In our pursuit to find the enemy we come face to face with ourselves.

Submitted by: James Stanmore on December 2, 2007

Never be afraid to try something new… An amateur built the ark that lasted forty days and forty nights; professionals built the titanic that sank.

Submitted by: Mikalah R. on December 10, 2008

You gotta take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got, and remember what you had.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Love is giving somebody the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
I looked at you a thousand times, but this time when I looked at you there was something new. How could I be so blind!?
Don’t ever be depending on the rabbit’s foot for good luck when it obviously didn’t work for the rabbit.

Submitted by: Jess on January 3, 2008

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

Submitted by: Adrian on February 24, 2012

I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it!!

Submitted by: Kassi on February 15, 2013

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye!!!!!

Submitted by: Pagan on September 22, 2007

The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

Submitted by: Lexy on July 19, 2013

An eye for an eye will ultimately, leave the whole world blind.

Submitted by: Maljoy on January 7, 2008

The message below is a lie,
The message above is the truth..

Submitted by: Jebus on July 10, 2008

If I’m driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt.

Submitted by: Thomas on August 14, 2013

Love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.

Submitted by: jamie on December 2, 2007

You’ll never be old and wise if you weren’t young and crazy. :]]
The day you realize you’re not as young as you used to be is the day you start dying.

Submitted by: Patty on March 15, 2008

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and have the world wondering how the hell you did it. :)

Submitted by: happyness xx on February 4, 2009

Sometimes the most clever thing to say is nothing at all.

Submitted by: Teah monique on October 16, 2008

How can people say I love you so easly?
Dont they know that every time they do they give a piece of your heart to someone…when you finally do REALLY LOVE someone will there be enough of your heart to give???

Submitted by: PARIS on December 1, 2007

What would you attempt to do
If you knew you could not fail??

Submitted by: Peta on October 3, 2007

Sell a man a fish, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, you’ll be out of a job…

Submitted by: me on February 3, 2008

Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.

Submitted by: kiara on September 8, 2013

There is no chance unless you take one

Submitted by: Chey on January 14, 2008

If practice makes perfect and no one is perfect, why practice?

Submitted by: polk-a-dotprincess on January 7, 2008

Wise man talk because they have something to say,
fools talk because they have to say something.

Submitted by: cassah on November 23, 2008

They say never judge a book by its cover but they also said a picture is worth a thousand words.

Submitted by: Brooklyn Kid on October 19, 2009

A fool isn’t someone who is wrong, a fool is someone who is afraid of being wrong.

Submitted by: max on July 15, 2009

People are like chocolates some soft centered some hard some are just plane nutty.

Submitted by: breezy on April 5, 2009

You always miss
100% of the shots
you don’t take

Submitted by: ***brokengurl*** on March 10, 2008

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