When mom and dad went to war the only prisoners they took were the children. – Pat Conroy
Many divorces are not really the result of irreparable injury but involve, instead, a desire on the part of the man or woman to shatter the setup, start out from scratch alone, and make life work for them all over again. They want the risk of disaster, want to touch bottom, see where bottom is, and, coming up, to breathe the air with relief and relish again.
I bequeath all my property to my wife on the condition that she remarry immediately. Then there will be at least one man to regret my death. – Heinrich Heine
Our parents got divorced when we were kids, and it was kind of cool. We got to go to divorce court with them. It was like a game show. My mom won the house and the car. We were all excited. My dad got some luggage. – Tom Arnold
Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations. – Susan Faludi
You don’t sign up for a divorce when you get married. It’s very painful. But it’s taught me a great deal about myself. – Dwayne Johnson
She is afraid of divorce, which will free her, as she was not enough afraid of marriage, which trapped her. – A. S. Byatt
In college, I had a course in Latin, and one day the word “divorce” came up. I always figured it came from some root that meant “divide.” In truth, it comes from “divertere,” which means “to divert.” I believe that. All divorce does is divert you, taking you away from everything you thought you knew and everything you thought you wanted and steering you into all kinds of other stuff. – Mitch Albom
Marriage problems are relationship problems, they are the result of how two people interact with each other. You may abandon a troubled marriage, but you will still bring the way you interact with others along with you.
When people divorce, it’s always such a tragedy. At the same time, if people stay together it can be even worse. – Monica Bellucci
A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world’s oldest divorced couple. It’s got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you.
Divorce is one of the most stressful life events anyone goes through. Only the loss of a loved one and moving are even in its class, difficulty-wise-and divorcing generally involves both of those as well. Even when you are the one initiating the divorce, the enormous changes that result are bound to throw you off and leave you feeling, at the very least, a bit lost.
Anybody who’s been through a divorce will tell you that at one point they’ve thought murder. The line between thinking murder and doing murder isn’t that major. – Oliver Stone
I’m not upset about my divorce. I’m only upset I’m not a widow. – Roseanne Barr
Divorce is a time of change. It really rocks a foundation of most people’s lives. When we have our heart broken or our dreams taken away from us, it is a time of growth and change. – Debbie Ford
A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I’m about $100,000 short. – Mickey Rooney
Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue. – P. J. O’Rourke
To be fair, in most divorces the house is split evenly. The women get the inside, the men get the outside – Bruce ?
Never knew it’d hurt this bad.
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find and continue to find grounds for marriage.
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