There must be some problem with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
Am I dreaming or can I see heaven right through your eyes.
I’m sitting here thinking to myself, why is my heart not beating anymore? Forgot you took it last night.
Girl: Do you wanna play a hiding game? Boy: No, cos a girl like you is impossible to find.
I’m definitely not a genie, but I could totally grant your wishes.
Did you know there are 21 letters in the alphabet? – There are 26 Oh right I always forget U R A Q T…(:
Boy: Could you please empty your pocket? Girl: Why? Boy: Cos I think you have just stolen my heart.
People tell me the river is beautiful so you must be the ocean.
Boy: Can you hold something for me? Girl: Sure. What is it? Boy: My hand.
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. Is that ok?
My keyboard reminds me of us. U and I are always together.
Somebody call heaven cause we’ve found the missing angel.
I would like to introduce myself, my name is Jim, your new boyfriend.
Feel my shirt, does it feel like boyfriend material!?!?<
Boy: Are you a dog whisperer?? Girl: No, why? Boy: Cause you make me go Woof Woof!
Do you like flowers? Maybe you can study these tulips (two lips).
Don’t be scared if a big fat man comes in to your room and stuffs you in a bag… I told Santa I want you for Christmas!!!
If loving you is a crime, take me in for possession. (:
Boy: There is something wrong with my phone. Girl: Oh I know whats wrong with it, it doesn’t have my number in it, let me fix that for you.
Has anyone ever told you that you are prettier than a drop of sunshine?
If I had three wishes than I’d give back two, cause my only wish is to be with you.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing in the world, but then I saw you and I knew I was wrong.
There is something wrong with your phone What? It doesn’t have my number in it.
My boyfriend said this to me. Me: I don’t know what to talk about. My Bf: Lets talk about how beautiful you are.
If looks could kill you’d be a murderer.
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