Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
– Ben Hogan

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex- wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
– Lee Trevino

I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
– Rogers Hornsby

My most consistent and reliable shot is always the double at the 19th.

Submitted by: Hamilton lloyd on March 12, 2012

You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.

Submitted by: lau on January 5, 2010

I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart.
– Buddy Hackett

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
– Billy Graham

If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
– Jack Lemmon

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
– Jim Bishop

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.
– Arnold Palmer

Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
– Harry Vardon


The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
– Ben Hogan

He ain’t no tiger… He’s a cheetah.

Submitted by: Bobby on May 12, 2010

The size of the divot is directly proportional to the frustration felt.

Submitted by: Alastiair on February 5, 2010

To golf or not to golf?? What a stupid question!

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