Avoid girls save fuel
A woman look ten times more beautiful when she is sleeping, but only to her husband.:P
Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.
Ladies, why you ask if a dress makes you look fat? Why you no see your fat makes you look fat?
Why did god create men first? He didn’t want to be coached on how to make him.
If Women were Cars, then the men would save more fuel…nobody wants a car that decides where to go, when to go and for how long.
Where would men be without women? Back in the garden of Eden.
Q: How to turn a fox into and elephant? A: Marry her.
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won’t run. – Phyllis Diller
Q: What’s the difference between the abominable snowman & an intelligent woman? A: There have been a few reported sightings of the snowman.
The bravest thing that a man does is to bear a women in his life.
If for some reason I doubt that I’m wrong, all I need to do is ask a woman for verification.
“Women” – they have a way of complicating things.
If a tree was suppose to give a money rather than a fruit I bet every girl will marry a monkey!!!
Halloween is for dressing as something you’re not. That’s why most girls go as sexy.
Women are cute…until you marry them!!
Women: Believe in ‘less is more’ until it comes to their shoe collection.
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. – Robin Williams
I’m a woman.. I’m smart. I never loose an argument. I can cook. I like to read fashion magazines. I love to be right. Men don’t understand us. We must have secret powers, because I don’t understand us, either.
I don’t condone wife beating, but I understand it!
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