Funny Women Quotes and Sayings

Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
George Carlin

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

Submitted by: Nabil on November 4, 2009

A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

Submitted by: Ronak on June 25, 2013

Women: Scientifically proven to be right even when they’re wrong.

Submitted by: Spazz_princess15 on March 2, 2008

If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… Just couple of nations not talking with each other.

Submitted by: Melody on May 19, 2010
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Women are like telephones they like to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong buttons you could be disconnected :]

Submitted by: whats it to ya on October 19, 2008

God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advise from Eve how to make Adam.

Submitted by: Dupie on October 22, 2010

You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and out the other.
Tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out through the mouth..

Submitted by: ANON on July 19, 2013

A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to wear. 2. No room for all the clothes.

Women sleep on the right side of the bed because even in their sleep they have to be right!

Submitted by: robin mukherjee on July 25, 2010

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Submitted by: wholio on March 7, 2008
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
George Carlin

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Submitted by: zora on September 15, 2011

One day, a long long time ago, there was a woman who didn’t complain, criticize, or nag…but like I said, it was a long long time ago and just for a day!

Submitted by: Dubbs on March 3, 2011

Women Are Like Hurricanes… When They Come, They’re Loud… When They’re Gone, So Is The House, The Dog And The Car.

Submitted by: Unknown on May 19, 2011

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