Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

If stupidity was a profession then you’d be a billionaire.

Submitted by: Fred on December 8, 2018

Are you sure this is your territory?

Submitted by: Elyse on December 8, 2018

You deserve someone like you.

Submitted by: Emulyn Chimasula on July 26, 2018

I’ve heard of being hit with the ugly stick, but you must have been beaten senseless.

Submitted by: Bk on July 22, 2018

When you die you could leave your brain to medical science, I’ve heard they need a new doorstop.

Submitted by: BK on July 22, 2018

Your mama is so fat that when God said let there be light, he first has to shove her out of the way.

Submitted by: Arwin Weenink on July 16, 2018

Of course I talk like an idiot. How else could you understand me?

Submitted by: Nisha negi on July 15, 2018
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Sorry what? I don’t understand idiot language.

Submitted by: max on July 13, 2018

I’m sorry l, but you must die young. For the good of the universe just die young.

Submitted by: Lloyd on July 12, 2018

Your mom had a severe case of diarrhea when you were born.

Submitted by: Lloyd on July 12, 2018

Your mom never knew she was pregnant that’s why you were born in the toilet.

Submitted by: Lloyd on July 12, 2018

Friend: Hey it’s been a long time.
Me: I know and I’d love to keep it that way.

Submitted by: Seal on July 12, 2018

You’re so ugly when your mom took you to the hospital the first doctor she met told her please I’m not a veterinary doctor.

Submitted by: king peter on July 12, 2018

Can you please wipe your mouth. You’re dribbling sh*t again!

Submitted by: Faymc on July 10, 2018

I can explain it to you but I can’t understand it for you.

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I’d love to stay and chat but I’d be lying.

Jesus loves you.
(Everyone else thinks you suck)

You look like the failed first draft of a final fantasies character.

Submitted by: Mia on March 25, 2018

Your head is just there to keep your ears apart.

Submitted by: Jenn Taylor on March 25, 2018

Fools are temporary.
But
Stupids like you are forever.

Submitted by: shivam meena on March 25, 2018

You’re the reason Santa says ho, ho, ho, on Christmas!

Submitted by: Hailey Emerson on June 10, 2017

Go back to your planet. Earth is full.

Submitted by: Abbie on May 17, 2017

If brains were gasoline you wouldn’t have enough to propel a flea’s motorcycle around a doughnut.

Submitted by: Mike on May 8, 2017

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the hell away from you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you and your idiotic face scared it away.

Submitted by: The person who wrote what you just read. Duh on May 7, 2017

I didn’t know the trash from your head could come out of your mouth.

Submitted by: Jaksbdb on May 3, 2017
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Oh I’m sorry, were we supposed to dress stupid today?

Submitted by: Jwjssb on May 3, 2017

Let’s play horse. I’ll be the front end. And you be yourself…

Submitted by: A D R on April 30, 2017

You say you worth all the diamonds in the world, but when I look at you, you look like you worth all the rubbish in the world.

Submitted by: Nhlanhla on March 31, 2017

I am glad God gave us you, otherwise what else would we be comparing ugliness to?

Submitted by: Brian on March 30, 2017

I respect those, who hate me by showing my middle finger.

Submitted by: Sadik choudhury on March 28, 2017

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