Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .
You have the perfect face… For radio!
You say: FAIL!!! I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.
Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue… Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)
I’ve heard of being hit with the ugly stick, but you must have been beaten senseless.
Can you please wipe your mouth. You’re dribbling sh*t again!
Even rabbits insult a dead lion. – Proverb
Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it. Me: No wonder you are fat.
Cool story bro, wanna hear mine, its a fairytale, once upon a time nobody gave a sh*t about what you said.
I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.
They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
Never insult anyone by accident. – Robert A. Heinlein
Just don’t say anything stupid. Sorry, that should be… Just don’t say anything, stupid.
Oh were you talking to me? Sorry, I was to busy ignoring you.
Please remind me again, what time do your senses return?
You’re so ugly it took a team of scientists to figure out if you’re a boy, girl or a fat monkey.
I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
After being around you, I have learned something new. I never knew that brain had an off switch!
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