I don’t believe in plastic surgery, But in your case, Go ahead.
People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
People say that laughter is the best medicine…your face must be curing the world!
Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable. Like a coma?
That is the ugliest top I’ve ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.
When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey.
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
Your intelligence is my common sense.
No need for insults, your face says it all.
If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**!
You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head…just to avoid your face.
If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Boy: “You’re not my type.” Girl: “Why, cause I can read??”
Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.
You’d be in good shape…if you ran as much as your mouth.
Act your age not your shoe size.
I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.
Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.
It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.
If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever.
It’s not that I’m smarter than you, it’s just that you’re dumber than everyone else.
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.
Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…
Ok so I applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said I needed 24 hrs experience with a retard..so …uhh…um do you wanna hang out?
Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”
Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.
You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.
My battery lasts longer than your relationships.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?” You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor. You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund. You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.
You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak!
You’re very beautiful, no doubt about that but I’ll still rate a monkey ahead of you.
You don’t have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows how shaky your own position is. – Red Haircrowg
Where were you when God was giving out common sense?
I’m surprised at you level of stupidity.
If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want to know from the bottom of my heart that I don’t care.
What would beauty be without ugliness? See, you are important!
Lets play fetch a little differently! I’ll throw the stick and you don’t come back ;)
He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost. Don’t you have a terrible empty feeling – in your skull? Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want people to like you? Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
Rose are red Violets are blue I have five fingers, And the middle one is for you.
I’d love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person.
I don’t hate you… I just don’t appreciate your existence.
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