Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

Submitted by: =)=)=)=) on November 29, 2013

I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Go ahead.

Submitted by: Bubbles on September 25, 2013

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

Submitted by: person on February 22, 2010

Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

Submitted by: katx. on September 19, 2013

Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?

Submitted by: Heather on September 16, 2009

When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.

Submitted by: Anymonous Chick on March 30, 2010

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

Submitted by: Hanni on February 15, 2009

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Submitted by: kate on November 26, 2013

What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey.

Submitted by: dilip on February 4, 2010

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

Submitted by: Anonymous on December 18, 2009

No need for insults, your face says it all.

Submitted by: somebody on February 12, 2010

If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”

Submitted by: somebody on January 17, 2010

Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.

Submitted by: pnutfan27 on February 14, 2010

Your intelligence is my common sense.

Submitted by: Swapnil on September 16, 2009

You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head…just to avoid your face.

Submitted by: Wendy on August 4, 2010

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