People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
Act your age not your shoe size.
If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
No need for insults, your face says it all.
Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable. Like a coma?
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.
I don’t believe in plastic surgery, But in your case, Go ahead.
Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
Your intelligence is my common sense.
People say that laughter is the best medicine…your face must be curing the world!
When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.
If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**!
That is the ugliest top I’ve ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.
You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head…just to avoid your face.
What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey.
Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.
I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
You’d be in good shape…if you ran as much as your mouth.
You are not useless because you can still be used as a bad example.
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