Insult Quotes | Short and Sassy Insult One-Liners

Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

22

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

6

Act your age not your shoe size.

8

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.

0

If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.

9

No need for insults, your face says it all.

5

Your intelligence is my common sense.

5

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

4

Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable. Like a coma?

8

I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Go ahead.

18

People say that laughter is the best medicine…your face must be curing the world!

7

When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.

4

If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**!

8

You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head…just to avoid your face.

4

Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.

3

That is the ugliest top I’ve ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.

0

You are not useless because you can still be used as a bad example.

1

What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey.

9

I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

6

You’d be in good shape…if you ran as much as your mouth.

2

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