Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

If dignity was money, you could maybe buy a soda.

I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.

Submitted by: solomon Bett on November 27, 2013

Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.

Submitted by: Jingling Geordie on January 29, 2014

Looks like somebody fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!!

Submitted by: toni on March 2, 2010

I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

Submitted by: Vuyie on March 23, 2013

Your head is so big, you don’t have dreams you have movies.

Submitted by: Rianna on January 23, 2010

Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.

Submitted by: fail on February 20, 2010
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I’d insult you but apparently you need qualities for me to insult!

Submitted by: Ibrahim on March 4, 2010

I would love to slap you but that would be animal abuse.

Submitted by: Mark on August 9, 2011

You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.

Submitted by: jennyfer on May 5, 2010

You look ugly when you cry, much more when you don’t.

Submitted by: yammy on February 14, 2010

Life is great …you should get one.

Submitted by: dempo on April 13, 2011

Though two heads are better than one but not when one of the head is yours.

Submitted by: adesokan raymond on July 21, 2014

I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.

Submitted by: magda on August 31, 2009

Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!

Submitted by: IshAn on June 7, 2010
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Do you mind not talking I am trying to ignore you?

Submitted by: Salem on January 23, 2010

A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.

Submitted by: Nhlaks on November 27, 2013

You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.

Submitted by: MsClueLess on November 26, 2013

Gosh! If a single word that comes out of your mouth earns you 0.000001$, you would still get richer than bill gate in 2 hours.

Submitted by: raymond adesokan on July 21, 2014

Go be stupid somewhere else.
– Squidward

Submitted by: ZeitahGrey on February 1, 2011

Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?

Submitted by: frosty on August 30, 2010

Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.

Submitted by: nathan woodward on July 17, 2010

You’re so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection.

Submitted by: Someone who thinks you're stupid on March 15, 2010

Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!

Submitted by: Banez on July 16, 2010

I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!

Submitted by: LMFAO :-p on September 21, 2010
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Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.

Submitted by: Eaglex on June 25, 2013

You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.

Submitted by: Text Me Plz on April 6, 2010

Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.

Submitted by: Mo on June 9, 2013

Calling you ugly would be an insult to the ugly people.

Submitted by: saad andalib on February 27, 2010

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!

Submitted by: Jaimee on February 16, 2008

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