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If brains were gasoline you wouldn’t have enough to propel a flea’s motorcycle around a doughnut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the hell away from you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you and your idiotic face scared it away.

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I didn’t know the trash from your head could come out of your mouth.

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Oh I’m sorry, were we supposed to dress stupid today?

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Let’s play horse. I’ll be the front end. And you be yourself…

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You say you worth all the diamonds in the world, but when I look at you, you look like you worth all the rubbish in the world.

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I am glad God gave us you, otherwise what else would we be comparing ugliness to?

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I respect those, who hate me by showing my middle finger.

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Person: Go to hell.
Me:I’m packing my bags, just promise me you won’t end up there.

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Can you please fake my absence in my presence please!

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Even your mom loves you only as a friend !!!

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You: Am I ugly?
Me: I wouldn’t say you are ugly but rather facially challenged.

You: Am I fat?
Me: No, you are just horizontal tall.

You: Am I short?
Me: No, you are just vertically inappropriate.

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Try rolling your eyes, maybe you could find a brain back there.

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You were born on the freeway, where accidents happen.

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You’re not ugly, you’re just not someone to look at.

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You’re so ugly that you wouldn’t even look at yourself either.

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You’re so ugly, a sniper wouldn’t take you out.

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If I wanted to kill myself I’ll have to climb your ego and then jump to your IQ.

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Hi-my name is beauty. Who are you? The beast?

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If you look up the definition of moron in the dictionary there will be a picture of you.

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What’d you do to piss off the person with the ugly stick?

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You: You’re so dumb your first words were duh.
Me: Have you been to the doctor lately?
You: Yeah
Me: So have they found your heart or brain or spine yet. Or did you ever have one?

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You are so fat, people jog around you for exercise.

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You actually sounded smarter when you didn’t say anything.

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My girlfriend is so ugly, two guys broke into her apartment. She yelled “Rape!” They yelled “NO!”

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