Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.

Submitted by: fool

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!

Submitted by: Jaimee

Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me

Submitted by: Suzy

Don’t sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out

Submitted by: hey

Girl 1 – Talk to the elbow you aren’t worth the attention.
Girl 2 – Okay it’s better looking than your face!

Submitted by: Frizzy1000

There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!

Submitted by: Marielle

I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

I heard you had a brain surgery… But the brain rejected you?

Submitted by: Nicole

I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Submitted by: Ted

You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.

Submitted by: shannon

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
Oscar Wilde


Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.

Submitted by: person2

You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!

Submitted by: Jules Romano

O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee

Submitted by: Rachel

You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.

Submitted by: frosty

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