Girl- How do I look? Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!
Your head is so big, you don’t have dreams you have movies.
Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.
O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee
You’re so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection.
Of course I talk like an idiot. How else could you understand me?
You look ugly when you cry, much more when you don’t.
Think before you speak, it’ll save you the humiliation.
You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
I asked God to punish me, next day I met you.
You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.
Intelligence is key and you are locked out.
I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.
Your head is just there to keep your ears apart.
You can’t control what other people say about you, but you can control how you respond.
I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?
Sorry what? I don’t understand idiot language.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you… But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!
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