Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson on July 14, 2013

Are your parents siblings?

No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.

Submitted by: bertman on May 18, 2010

Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.

Submitted by: funnyboy on September 17, 2011

Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!

Submitted by: k_h on October 14, 2010

Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.

Submitted by: danielle on July 5, 2010

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.

Submitted by: Shailesh baghla on January 29, 2011

I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.

Submitted by: Ted on June 6, 2010

You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:

Submitted by: Kimberly on October 11, 2010

I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Submitted by: Ted on June 6, 2010

You’re so ugly you make onions cry.

Submitted by: Jackieee on July 4, 2013

I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.

Submitted by: madhatter on December 25, 2010

Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Submitted by: kh4ny_1 on November 7, 2012

I was dropped on my head as a baby. But you, my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall!

Submitted by: indyroc on April 8, 2012

You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson on August 6, 2013

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