Feeling fat lasts nine months but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever.
People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death. – Jessica Simpson
When I found out I was pregnant, I was overcome with pure happiness. No period for 9 months – That’s a reason to celebrate.
When my teacher gets pregnant? Normal people: “Oh my God! Congratulations!” Me: “My teacher had sex?”
Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly.
You never understand life until it grows inside of you. – Sandra Chami Kassis
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner
Your baby will be only inside you for nine months, so enjoy the intimacy as long as it lasts.
Dear periods, the only reason I like you is because you’re a sign that I’m not pregnant.
Now my belly is as noble as my heart. -Gabriela Mistral
Giving birth should be your greatest achievement not your greatest fear. – Jane Weideman
A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males. It is a woman’s crowning creative experience of a lifetime. – John Stevenson
Pregnancy is 9 months of cheat days.
Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies. – Merete Leonhardt-Lupa
Giving birth and being born brings us into the essence of creation, where the human spirit is courageous and bold and the body, a miracle of wisdom. -Harriette Hartigan
I begin to love this little creature, and to anticipate his birth as a fresh twist to a knot which I do not wish to untie. -Mary Wollstonecraft
Yes, I’m clearly pregnant but if you remind me once more of how huge I’ve gotten…I’m going to eat you.
The movement of life inside you…There is no better feeling.
Nausea, bloating, gas, frequent urination. pelvic pain, insomnia, acne, fatigue, facial hair, bleeding gums, back aches… yes, pregnancy is wonderful!
I am so grateful for my ability to grow this healthy, beautiful baby inside of me.
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