It’s a great thing about being pregnant – you don’t need excuses to pee or to eat. – Angelina Jolie
Pregnancy is 9 months of cheat days.
I know my baby is going to be an Over Achiever. I reached my healthy weight gain limit in the first trimester.
“Pregnancy brain” is my excuse for everything I don’t want to do.
I haven’t had alcohol in months. This is not a pregnancy glow. This is a detox glow.
I am at that stage in my pregnancy where people are not sure whether to congratulate me or buy me a gym membership.
Nausea, bloating, gas, frequent urination. pelvic pain, insomnia, acne, fatigue, facial hair, bleeding gums, back aches… yes, pregnancy is wonderful!
The birth video they show in a birthing class can make a Quentin Tarantino film look like a Disney movie.
Yes, I’m clearly pregnant but if you remind me once more of how huge I’ve gotten…I’m going to eat you.
I really like being pregnant. Not that there aren’t things I don’t love, but when I think about what my body is doing – creating a child – it just blows my mind. I’m in awe of the process and science. – Emily Deschanel
When I found out I was pregnant, I was overcome with pure happiness. No period for 9 months – That’s a reason to celebrate.
Peeing on a stick and preserving that stick is the start of the many disgusting things you will do as a mother.
Hungry. Nauseous. Tired. Can’t sleep. Terrified. Thrilled. Pregnant.
How to win an argument: 1. Be pregnant. 2. That’s it. You’re done.
Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body – meaning that it wasn’t put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit. – Amy Adams
Your baby will be only inside you for nine months, so enjoy the intimacy as long as it lasts.
Being pregnant is a pretty tough gig. You’re trying to grow a whole other person, you’re tired, your feet hurt, and you’re a little scared about the big changes you know are coming. – Jennifer McGuire
Being pregnant means every day is another day closer to meeting the other love of my life.
You never understand life until it grows inside of you. – Sandra Chami Kassis
Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same. – Catherine Jones
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner
A ship under sail and a big-bellied woman, Are the handsomest two things that can be seen common. – Benjamin Franklin
People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death. – Jessica Simpson
A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males. It is a woman’s crowning creative experience of a lifetime. – John Stevenson
Of course I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my personality. – Christine Feehan
Giving birth should be your greatest achievement not your greatest fear. – Jane Weideman
Birth is about making mothers… strong, competent, capable mothers who trust themselves and know their inner strength. – Barbara Katz Rothman
I am so grateful for my ability to grow this healthy, beautiful baby inside of me.
Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife. – Queen Victoria
Being pregnant comes with a lot, a lot of emotions you never realized you had.
Pregnancy and childbirth make a woman an instant mother. But, all the days that follow thereafter with the love, caring, nurturing, cuddling, and worry is what makes her mom.
If you can barely afford the pregnancy test, then you definitely can’t afford being positive.
When my teacher gets pregnant? Normal people: “Oh my God! Congratulations!” Me: “My teacher had sex?”
If you’re man enough to knock her up…then, you better be man enough to support the child.
Dear periods, the only reason I like you is because you’re a sign that I’m not pregnant.
When I was your age, we took spelling tests, not pregnancy tests.
You are 15 years old you should feel butterflies in your stomach not a baby kicking.
I’m in love with a child I haven’t yet met.
The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new. – Osho
The movement of life inside you…There is no better feeling.
Feeling fat lasts nine months but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever.
Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly.
A women becomes a mother when she finds out she is a pregnant, a man becomes a father when he sees his kid for the first time.
A mother’s joy begins when new life is stirring inside… When a tiny heartbeat is heard for the very first time, and a playful kick reminds her that she is never alone.
Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years and 9 months. – Carrie Latet
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. -Nora Ephron
The dreams that we have in pregnancy are tainted with the worries and joys of pregnancy and the changing roles of our lives. -Robin Elise Weiss
In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She’s got a construction zone going on in her belly. -Al Roker
Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid.
Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes. -Joyce Armor
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