It’s a great thing about being pregnant – you don’t need excuses to pee or to eat.
– Angelina Jolie
Pregnancy is 9 months of cheat days.
I know my baby is going to be an Over Achiever. I reached my healthy weight gain limit in the first trimester.
“Pregnancy brain” is my excuse for everything I don’t want to do.
I haven’t had alcohol in months. This is not a pregnancy glow. This is a detox glow.
I am at that stage in my pregnancy where people are not sure whether to congratulate me or buy me a gym membership.
Nausea, bloating, gas, frequent urination. pelvic pain, insomnia, acne, fatigue, facial hair, bleeding gums, back aches… yes, pregnancy is wonderful!
The birth video they show in a birthing class can make a Quentin Tarantino film look like a Disney movie.
Yes, I’m clearly pregnant but if you remind me once more of how huge I’ve gotten…I’m going to eat you.
I really like being pregnant. Not that there aren’t things I don’t love, but when I think about what my body is doing – creating a child – it just blows my mind. I’m in awe of the process and science.
– Emily Deschanel
When I found out I was pregnant, I was overcome with pure happiness. No period for 9 months – That’s a reason to celebrate.
Peeing on a stick and preserving that stick is the start of the many disgusting things you will do as a mother.
Hungry. Nauseous. Tired. Can’t sleep. Terrified. Thrilled. Pregnant.
How to win an argument:
1. Be pregnant.
2. That’s it. You’re done.
Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body – meaning that it wasn’t put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit.
– Amy Adams
Your baby will be only inside you for nine months, so enjoy the intimacy as long as it lasts.
Being pregnant is a pretty tough gig. You’re trying to grow a whole other person, you’re tired, your feet hurt, and you’re a little scared about the big changes you know are coming.
– Jennifer McGuire
Being pregnant means every day is another day closer to meeting the other love of my life.
You never understand life until it grows inside of you.
– Sandra Chami Kassis
Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.
– Catherine Jones
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
– Rita Rudner
A ship under sail and a big-bellied woman, Are the handsomest two things that can be seen common.
– Benjamin Franklin
People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death.
– Jessica Simpson
A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males. It is a woman’s crowning creative experience of a lifetime.
– John Stevenson
Of course I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my personality.
– Christine Feehan
Giving birth should be your greatest achievement not your greatest fear.
– Jane Weideman
Birth is about making mothers… strong, competent, capable mothers who trust themselves and know their inner strength.
– Barbara Katz Rothman
I am so grateful for my ability to grow this healthy, beautiful baby inside of me.
Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
– Queen Victoria
Being pregnant comes with a lot, a lot of emotions you never realized you had.