Pregnancy Quotes, Sayings about being pregnant

It’s a great thing about being pregnant – you don’t need excuses to pee or to eat.
– Angelina Jolie

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Pregnancy is 9 months of cheat days.

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I know my baby is going to be an Over Achiever. I reached my healthy weight gain limit in the first trimester.

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“Pregnancy brain” is my excuse for everything I don’t want to do.

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I haven’t had alcohol in months. This is not a pregnancy glow. This is a detox glow.

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I am at that stage in my pregnancy where people are not sure whether to congratulate me or buy me a gym membership.

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Nausea, bloating, gas, frequent urination. pelvic pain, insomnia, acne, fatigue, facial hair, bleeding gums, back aches… yes, pregnancy is wonderful!

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The birth video they show in a birthing class can make a Quentin Tarantino film look like a Disney movie.

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Yes, I’m clearly pregnant but if you remind me once more of how huge I’ve gotten…I’m going to eat you.

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I really like being pregnant. Not that there aren’t things I don’t love, but when I think about what my body is doing – creating a child – it just blows my mind. I’m in awe of the process and science.
– Emily Deschanel

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When I found out I was pregnant, I was overcome with pure happiness. No period for 9 months – That’s a reason to celebrate.

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Peeing on a stick and preserving that stick is the start of the many disgusting things you will do as a mother.

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Hungry. Nauseous. Tired. Can’t sleep. Terrified. Thrilled. Pregnant.

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How to win an argument:
1. Be pregnant.
2. That’s it. You’re done.

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Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body – meaning that it wasn’t put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit.
– Amy Adams

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Your baby will be only inside you for nine months, so enjoy the intimacy as long as it lasts.

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Being pregnant is a pretty tough gig. You’re trying to grow a whole other person, you’re tired, your feet hurt, and you’re a little scared about the big changes you know are coming.
– Jennifer McGuire

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Being pregnant means every day is another day closer to meeting the other love of my life.

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You never understand life until it grows inside of you.
– Sandra Chami Kassis

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Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.
– Catherine Jones

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Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
– Rita Rudner

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A ship under sail and a big-bellied woman, Are the handsomest two things that can be seen common.
– Benjamin Franklin

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People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death.
– Jessica Simpson

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A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males. It is a woman’s crowning creative experience of a lifetime.
– John Stevenson

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Of course I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my personality.
– Christine Feehan

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Giving birth should be your greatest achievement not your greatest fear.
– Jane Weideman

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Birth is about making mothers… strong, competent, capable mothers who trust themselves and know their inner strength.
– Barbara Katz Rothman

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I am so grateful for my ability to grow this healthy, beautiful baby inside of me.

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Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
– Queen Victoria

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Being pregnant comes with a lot, a lot of emotions you never realized you had.

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Pregnancy and childbirth make a woman an instant mother. But, all the days that follow thereafter with the love, caring, nurturing, cuddling, and worry is what makes her mom.

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If you can barely afford the pregnancy test, then you definitely can’t afford being positive.

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When my teacher gets pregnant? Normal people: “Oh my God! Congratulations!” Me: “My teacher had sex?”

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If you’re man enough to knock her up…then, you better be man enough to support the child.

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Dear periods, the only reason I like you is because you’re a sign that I’m not pregnant.

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When I was your age, we took spelling tests, not pregnancy tests.

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You are 15 years old you should feel butterflies in your stomach not a baby kicking.

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I’m in love with a child I haven’t yet met.

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The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.
– Osho

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The movement of life inside you…There is no better feeling.

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Feeling fat lasts nine months but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever.

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Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly.

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A women becomes a mother when she finds out she is a pregnant, a man becomes a father when he sees his kid for the first time.

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A mother’s joy begins when new life is stirring inside… When a tiny heartbeat is heard for the very first time, and a playful kick reminds her that she is never alone.

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Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years and 9 months.
– Carrie Latet

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If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
-Nora Ephron

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The dreams that we have in pregnancy are tainted with the worries and joys of pregnancy and the changing roles of our lives.
-Robin Elise Weiss

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In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She’s got a construction zone going on in her belly.
-Al Roker

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Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid.

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Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.
-Joyce Armor

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