Pregnancy Quotes, Sayings about being pregnant

It’s a great thing about being pregnant – you don’t need excuses to pee or to eat.
– Angelina Jolie

Pregnancy is 9 months of cheat days.

I know my baby is going to be an Over Achiever. I reached my healthy weight gain limit in the first trimester.

“Pregnancy brain” is my excuse for everything I don’t want to do.

I haven’t had alcohol in months. This is not a pregnancy glow. This is a detox glow.

I am at that stage in my pregnancy where people are not sure whether to congratulate me or buy me a gym membership.

Nausea, bloating, gas, frequent urination. pelvic pain, insomnia, acne, fatigue, facial hair, bleeding gums, back aches… yes, pregnancy is wonderful!

The birth video they show in a birthing class can make a Quentin Tarantino film look like a Disney movie.

Yes, I’m clearly pregnant but if you remind me once more of how huge I’ve gotten…I’m going to eat you.

I really like being pregnant. Not that there aren’t things I don’t love, but when I think about what my body is doing – creating a child – it just blows my mind. I’m in awe of the process and science.
– Emily Deschanel

When I found out I was pregnant, I was overcome with pure happiness. No period for 9 months – That’s a reason to celebrate.

Peeing on a stick and preserving that stick is the start of the many disgusting things you will do as a mother.

Hungry. Nauseous. Tired. Can’t sleep. Terrified. Thrilled. Pregnant.

How to win an argument:
1. Be pregnant.
2. That’s it. You’re done.

Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body – meaning that it wasn’t put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit.
– Amy Adams

Your baby will be only inside you for nine months, so enjoy the intimacy as long as it lasts.

Being pregnant is a pretty tough gig. You’re trying to grow a whole other person, you’re tired, your feet hurt, and you’re a little scared about the big changes you know are coming.
– Jennifer McGuire

Being pregnant means every day is another day closer to meeting the other love of my life.

You never understand life until it grows inside of you.
– Sandra Chami Kassis

Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.
– Catherine Jones

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
Rita Rudner

A ship under sail and a big-bellied woman, Are the handsomest two things that can be seen common.
Benjamin Franklin

People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death.
– Jessica Simpson

A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males. It is a woman’s crowning creative experience of a lifetime.
– John Stevenson

Of course I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my personality.
– Christine Feehan

Giving birth should be your greatest achievement not your greatest fear.
– Jane Weideman

Birth is about making mothers… strong, competent, capable mothers who trust themselves and know their inner strength.
– Barbara Katz Rothman

I am so grateful for my ability to grow this healthy, beautiful baby inside of me.

Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
– Queen Victoria

Being pregnant comes with a lot, a lot of emotions you never realized you had.

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