Other Person: Sarcasm is a Dying Art. Me (Looks person up and down): Not all of us can be Monet. You’re the perfect example! Parent: Are you taking a tone with me? Me: No, that’s your imagination Other Person: Aren’t you sarcastic? Me: Me? Never! You can leave now. Me: You act like such a girl Other Person: I AM a girl. Me: Right. So, uh…really?
Aww thank you… I’m flattered that you’re jelous of me! :)
You might appear to be hard on people, but I know that deep inside there beats a heart of solid concrete.
Person1- “Dude, you have a serious problem with sarcasm!!!” Person2- “NO I DON’T… We talk every day!”
Oh, I’m so sorry! You’re confusing me with someone who cares!
Jeanette?… You know that you could be a very pretty gurl?…if it wasn’t for your face?
Oooohhh…soooo sorry..you must be mistaking me for someone who cares…
Since you’re so great, I might as well ask for advice.
Of course I’m NOT being sarcastic!
You sound more intelligence with your mouth shut.
John: Do you know there are 24 hours in a day? Elvine: Really!!! You have a gift John. John: Thanks Elvine: A gift for stating the obvious.
Would you like a side of epic with that fail? You- Thank you Captain Obvious! Me- You’re welcome Lieutenant Sarcasm!!
You have one foot in your mouth already. You should probably try for a second.
You’re almost funny.
If Barbie had brains she could drive, ride horses, swim, walk and talk, remind me what can you do again.
How do you manage to get such a large foot in such a small mouth?
Cool Story Bro. Tell it again, you should tell it at parties.
Aha… And I care how?
There’s a hole in your head, would you like me to plug it so the rest of your brain doesn’t fall out?
What? I don’t speak idiot!
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