Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Oh, you deleted me on Facebook. Is that your final revenge? What’s next… You throw a fruit loop at the back of

my head and expect it to hurt?

Submitted by: Liz G on January 2, 2012

Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Submitted by: Liz G on January 2, 2012

Go to hell!
Okay, I will come to visit you

Submitted by: JustMyself on December 23, 2011

Time flies by when you’re insulting people.

Submitted by: Sergaveena Mammakova on December 21, 2011

Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).

Submitted by: sarcasm on December 19, 2011

– Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
– Exactly! It’s the only form I’m capable of.

Submitted by: Anonymous on December 18, 2011

You can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.

Submitted by: nyanaya on December 16, 2011

You: Where Are You Going?
Me: Somewhere You’re Not..

Submitted by: Chris on December 15, 2011

Are you going to school tomorrow?
Nah, I’m riding my unicorn to Mars instead.

Submitted by: Jj on December 15, 2011

You must be really clever to act so stupid all the time.

Submitted by: Snailman on December 12, 2011

Man…you are so funny, but hey looks aren’t everything.

Submitted by: Mallory on December 10, 2011

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Well, when life gives me lemons, I sit in front of a McDonald’s and throw them at pedestrians.

Submitted by: ?LOL? on December 7, 2011

Look at my face and tell me if it looks like I care.

Submitted by: chris on December 3, 2011

Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Submitted by: chirs on December 3, 2011

This is my cup of care… _/ … Oh! Would you look at that, it’s empty!

Submitted by: Lexi-Lou on November 30, 2011

No, you don’t have to repeat yourself, … I was ignoring you the first time.

Submitted by: Mrs. Melissa Maxwell, AR on November 28, 2011

You: Are you listening to me?
Me : Oh! really? should I? Go ahead.
Love can’t be explained, nor can be sarcasm. Feel it!!!

Submitted by: Sathish on November 25, 2011

You fell asleep!
No I just closed by eyes for few hours.

Submitted by: crimson on November 23, 2011

Here’s my cup of care.
Oh look it’s empty.

Submitted by: danni on November 21, 2011

Me: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
You: Aww
Me: Cause your face is seriously messed up!

Submitted by: Alli on November 21, 2011

Mom: What did you learn in school today sweetheart?
Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

Submitted by: cheesefri on November 17, 2011

Are you asleep??? Nope

Submitted by: Cns on November 15, 2011

I’m married but it’s not serious.

Submitted by: Ryder on November 13, 2011

I just got off the phone with Satan…he told me that he has a special seat in hell with your name on it.

Submitted by: Chlojho on November 12, 2011

Me: Hey guess what I just found out!
Black guy: What?
Me: I know a black guy!
Black guy: Me too!

Submitted by: d on November 6, 2011

You: I’m Sick Of You and You’re Nonsense!
Me: Well Take Some Medicine.

Submitted by: Chris on November 4, 2011

You’re pretty… See I can be funny too.

Submitted by: faith on November 3, 2011

I don’t want to say I told you so. Because I just did.

Submitted by: angel on November 3, 2011

I’ll be a millionaire once I’m done making this device that lets you punch people in the face over the Internet!

Submitted by: kyliek on November 2, 2011

I’m not sleeping, I’m just checking my eyelids for holes!

Submitted by: kyliek on November 2, 2011

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