Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Some one comes to your house.
Them: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we just go in the back yard!

Submitted by: 1999:) 2012:) on June 11, 2012

One thing I know is sarcasm is painful euphemism.
Try not to be sarcastic when you are not, it’s just as difficult as walking with your nose.
Sarcasm is a skill meant for a chosen few.

Submitted by: Victoria on June 8, 2012

My dad: “Is the only thing you can do is be an a$$?”
My reply: “No, I come with sarcasm 3. 0.”

Submitted by: DrWhatver on May 26, 2012

Person 1: Is that you?!
Person 2: Nah, I’m an alien from the planet obvious.

Submitted by: Fred 'n' George on May 16, 2012

If you had to choose a name for my dog! It would for sure be yours! For loyalty purposes.:)

Submitted by: Krupal on May 13, 2012

The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out 10 doctors would prescribe.

Submitted by: julie on April 27, 2012

You – “Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!”
Me – “I’m sorry there’s a correct side to be waking up on?”
It takes patience to listen, however it takes absolute skill to pretend you’re listening.
Excuse me love, would you like a skirt to go with that belt?!

Submitted by: Leah Victoria on April 25, 2012

Person 1 : Was my speech good?
Person 2 : Yup but I couldn’t understand a word you were saying.

Submitted by: Xuan on April 20, 2012

My Brother: Since when is silence smart?
Me: Since you started talking…

Submitted by: Bob Longfluffy on April 16, 2012

9 more hours and I can start behaving normally again.

Submitted by: Patience on April 15, 2012

Life’s good, you should get one.

Submitted by: TTres on April 12, 2012

I find it funny…
But I have forgotten how to laugh..

Submitted by: Siiana on April 12, 2012

Person 1: “Does this look like a face of concern?”
Person 2: “It will if I smashed it in.”

Submitted by: some-tea on April 6, 2012

You- “oh find it funny do you?!”
Me- “hence the laughter”

Submitted by: Leah Victoria on April 5, 2012

Not many people can listen to you and survive. I should be getting an award.

Submitted by: Bill on April 5, 2012

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