Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.

Submitted by: Sofia on December 4, 2012

Oh… I didn’t tell you…. Then it must be none of your business.

Submitted by: Jennifer on October 19, 2012

Are you really stupid or you are just pretending?

Submitted by: bmt on November 3, 2009

My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.

Submitted by: dave title on March 10, 2013

Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.

Submitted by: Grouchier Marx on January 30, 2010
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I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.

Hey! I had a shoes like those once, then my father got a job.

Submitted by: mewntx on June 16, 2010

Just because the voices only talk to me doesn’t mean you should get all jealous. You’re just a little too crazy for their taste.

Submitted by: vera lemon on February 7, 2010

Mom: *knocks on my door*
Me: What?
Mom: Are you in there?
Me: No, I went to Narnia.

Submitted by: Aiden on June 21, 2012

We have a love and hate relationship….. He loves me, I hate him.

Submitted by: Jennifer on May 16, 2010

You are about as useful as a white crayon.

Submitted by: James on July 1, 2011
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Mom: You can’t have a coke now!
Kid: Why not?
Mom: Because it’s bad for you this early in the morning.
Kid: Well how does the coke know it’s morning?

Submitted by: witt on March 30, 2010

Don’t argue with fools, cos people from a distance can’t tell which one is you.

Submitted by: J-rock on September 16, 2009

A girl wearing pointed high- heeled shoes steps on someones feet
Girl: Sorry, did that hurt?
Someone: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia why don’t you try again.

Submitted by: Natalis on March 16, 2010

Person 1: Are you watching TV on the couch?
Person 2: No, I’m sitting on the TV and watching the couch.

Submitted by: Darian on May 12, 2013

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