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Some call it stalking…I call it collecting evidence.

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I call it viewing from afar, they call it stalking.
– Troye Sivan

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You’re not over someone until you’ve stopped checking their Facebook. Don’t kid yourself.

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Stalking is all fun and games until you accidentally press the “like” button.

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I may be followed around, but at least I know someone’s always watching my back.

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Dude he just called you a stalker!
Oh hell no!, Hold my binoculars!

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Creeper, stalker, awkward, perv etc. are terms that unimaginative women use to lower our status. Don’t question your biological resolve as a man.

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I think the very word stalking implies that you’re not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called ‘fluffy harmless observation time’.
– Molly Harper

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You can’t make someone love you; all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
– Caleb Followill

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They watched your story because it came up next. Ain’t nobody stalking you.

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I’m not a stalker, I’m just highly aware of your every move.

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I’m not a stalker, I’m just trying to get to know you better.

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Every breath you take. Every move you make. Every step you take. I’ll be watching you. Every single day.

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Women never stalk men; they just research them intensely.
– Matshona Dhliwayo

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You’re my soulmate. I know it in my heart.

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If someone is ugly, you call them a stalker. If the person is good looking, you call them a secret admirer.

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I can’t help but feel like a love detective when I follow you around all day.

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I’m not a stalker, I just prefer to call it ‘intense admiration from a distance.

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I’m not stalking you, I’m just researching you intensely.

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I can’t help it if I’m drawn to you. It’s like you’re a magnet.

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