Stalking Quotes, Sayings about stalkers

You can’t force someone to love you, you can only stalk them and hope for the best

Submitted by: Suji on November 18, 2007

Me?? Stalk?? Nah.. I just observe.. At night… Behind a tree… Alone…

Submitted by: Sosthy on November 24, 2011

Stalking someone on Facebook and accidentally liking their profile picture from six years ago.

It’s not called stalking. It’s just called following you.

Submitted by: Unknown on November 6, 2009

Hello stalker, I’m doing fine, thanks for checking up on me.

It might seem that I stalk you, but the truth is I love you!!!

Submitted by: Rebecca on November 13, 2009

Why can’t there be a get away from me button or stop poking me stalker button on Facebook…

Submitted by: tabby on February 16, 2012

Stalk me all you want, I still won’t like you.

If stalking my page and going through my pics makes you feel better, please continue, you’re sad and pathetic.

You call it stalking, I call it love.

Submitted by: Tracie on December 29, 2011

Don’t worry about what I’m doing, worry about why you’re worried about what I’m doing.

I’m not a “stalker”, I want to make sure you’re okay at all times. You can look at me as an unpaid bodyguard.

“Friend request accepted”. Let the stalking begin.

Stalking is a felony. Just sayin’

Dude he just called you a stalker!
Oh hell no!, Hold my binoculars!


Ever since I started to get recognition I’ve picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.
Jim Carrey

I’m not stalking I prefer the term close range people watching.

It’s not a joke. It’s not romantic. It’s not ok. Stop stalking. It’s a crime.

Rememner…it’s the people not liking your pics who are paying the most attention.

“Stalking” is such a strong word I prefer “Intense Research of an individual”.

There’s a fine line between love and stalking.

If the person is ugly, you call them a stalker.
If the person is good looking, you call them a secret admirer.

Some call it stalking…I call it collecting evidence.

Some call it stalking I call it love.

Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.


It’s not stalking if you don’t follow them home, right?

There are 2 types of internet stalker. First is the person who admires you and second is the person who hates you big time.

Based on psychological study, a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months. If it exceeds, you are a stalker.

Not stalking. Just watching you…always.

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