Stalking Quotes, Sayings about stalkers

You can’t force someone to love you, you can only stalk them and hope for the best

Submitted by: Suji on November 18, 2007

Me?? Stalk?? Nah.. I just observe.. At night… Behind a tree… Alone…

Submitted by: Sosthy on November 24, 2011

Stalking someone on Facebook and accidentally liking their profile picture from six years ago.

It’s not called stalking. It’s just called following you.

Submitted by: Unknown on November 6, 2009

Hello stalker, I’m doing fine, thanks for checking up on me.

It might seem that I stalk you, but the truth is I love you!!!

Submitted by: Rebecca on November 13, 2009

Why can’t there be a get away from me button or stop poking me stalker button on Facebook…

Submitted by: tabby on February 16, 2012

Stalk me all you want, I still won’t like you.

You call it stalking, I call it love.

Submitted by: Tracie on December 29, 2011

If stalking my page and going through my pics makes you feel better, please continue, you’re sad and pathetic.

Don’t worry about what I’m doing, worry about why you’re worried about what I’m doing.

Stalking is a felony. Just sayin’

Dude he just called you a stalker!
Oh hell no!, Hold my binoculars!

I’m not a “stalker”, I want to make sure you’re okay at all times. You can look at me as an unpaid bodyguard.

“Friend request accepted”. Let the stalking begin.


Ever since I started to get recognition I’ve picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.
Jim Carrey

I’m not stalking I prefer the term close range people watching.

It’s not a joke. It’s not romantic. It’s not ok. Stop stalking. It’s a crime.

There’s a fine line between love and stalking.

If the person is ugly, you call them a stalker.
If the person is good looking, you call them a secret admirer.

“Stalking” is such a strong word I prefer “Intense Research of an individual”.

Rememner…it’s the people not liking your pics who are paying the most attention.

Some call it stalking…I call it collecting evidence.

There are 2 types of internet stalker. First is the person who admires you and second is the person who hates you big time.

Some call it stalking I call it love.


Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.

Not stalking. Just watching you…always.

Based on psychological study, a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months. If it exceeds, you are a stalker.

It’s not stalking if you don’t follow them home, right?

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