Welcome back stalkers.
Stalking is a felony. Just sayin’
Hello stalker, I’m doing fine, thanks for checking up on me.
Stalk me all you want, I still won’t like you.
I’m not stalking I prefer the term close range people watching.
If stalking my page and going through my pics makes you feel better, please continue, you’re sad and pathetic.
Based on psychological study, a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months. If it exceeds, you are a stalker.
“Stalking” is such a strong word I prefer “Intense Research of an individual”.
It’s not a joke. It’s not romantic. It’s not ok. Stop stalking. It’s a crime.
Rememner…it’s the people not liking your pics who are paying the most attention.
There’s a fine line between love and stalking.
Don’t worry about what I’m doing, worry about why you’re worried about what I’m doing.
Some call it stalking I call it love.
Dude he just called you a stalker!
Oh hell no!, Hold my binoculars!
Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.
If the person is ugly, you call them a stalker.
If the person is good looking, you call them a secret admirer.
It’s not stalking if you don’t follow them home, right?
Some call it stalking…I call it collecting evidence.
There are 2 types of internet stalker. First is the person who admires you and second is the person who hates you big time.
I’m not a “stalker”, I want to make sure you’re okay at all times. You can look at me as an unpaid bodyguard.
Not stalking. Just watching you…always.
“Friend request accepted”. Let the stalking begin.
Ever since I started to get recognition I’ve picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.
– Jim Carrey
Stalking someone on Facebook and accidentally liking their profile picture from six years ago.
Why can’t there be a get away from me button or stop poking me stalker button on Facebook…
You call it stalking, I call it love.
Me?? Stalk?? Nah.. I just observe.. At night… Behind a tree… Alone…
It might seem that I stalk you, but the truth is I love you!!!
It’s not called stalking. It’s just called following you.
You can’t force someone to love you, you can only stalk them and hope for the best