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We have what it takes to take what you have.
– Suggested IRS Motto

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The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find a way to tax them.

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Once you realize that trickle-down economics does not work, you will see the excessive tax cuts for the rich as what they are – a simple upward redistribution of income, rather than a way to make all of us richer, as we were told.
– Ha-Joon Chang,

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Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
– Conan O’Brien

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When there’s a single thief, it’s robbery. When there are a thousand thieves, it’s taxation.
– Vanya Cohen

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I hate paying taxes. But I love the civilization they give me.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

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Taxes, after all, are dues that we pay for the privileges of membership in an organized society.
– Franklin D. Roosevelt

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You don’t pay taxes – they take taxes.
– Chris Rock

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What at first was plunder assumed the softer name of revenue.
– Thomas Paine

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The people are hungry: It is because those in authority eat up too much in taxes.
– Lao Tzu

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Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
– Oscar Wilde

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Let us never forget this fundamental truth: the State has no source of money other than money which people earn themselves. If the State wishes to spend more it can do so only by borrowing your savings or by taxing you more. It is no good thinking that someone else will pay – that ‘someone else’ is you. There is no such thing as public money; there is only taxpayers’ money.
– Margaret Thatcher

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A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something right.

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Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
– Benjamin Franklin

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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always rely on the support of Paul.
– George Bernard Shaw

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You must pay taxes. But there’s no law that says you gotta leave a tip.

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I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes.
– Mark Twain

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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.

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It is a paradoxical truth that tax rates are too high today and tax revenues are too low, and the soundest way to raise the revenues in the long run is to cut the tax rates.
– John F. Kennedy

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Man is not like other animals in the ways that are really significant: animals have instincts, we have taxes.
-Erving Goffman

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