10) When I was your age…
9) A little bit of dirt never hurt anyone.
8) Go ask your mother.
7) Were you raised in barn?
6) You don’t know what hard work is.
5) It builds character.
4) Don’t make me stop this car!
3) You’re grounder till you’re thirty.
2) Money doesn’t grow on trees.
1) Because I said so.
The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother’s always a Democrat.
– Robert Frost