Quotes and Sayings about Cats

The trouble with cats is that they’ve got no tact.
– P. G. Wodehouse

Lecturing Brooks was as useful as lecturing a cat.
– Maureen Johnson

If man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.
Mark Twain

If a cat spoke, it would say things like ‘Hey, I don’t see the problem here.
– Roy Blount Jr.

One reason that cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers.
– Gwendolyn Brooks

There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, and I have two to myself.
Jarod Kintz

You know a real friend?
Someone you know will look after your naughty cat after you are gone.
– William S. Burroughs

I don’t hold with cruelty to cats.
Terry Pratchett

A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him.
– William Lyon Phelps

Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow.
– George F. Will

Are cats strange animals or do they so resemble us that we find them curious as we do monkeys?
John Steinbeck

Cats cant speak, that’s common sense.
– Yoruichi

Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.
– William S. Burroughs

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
– Joseph Wood Krutch

One must love a cat on its own terms.
– Paul Gray

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