Quotes and Sayings about Cats
Cats are a mysterious kind of folk.
– Walter Scott
Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.
– Ilona Andrews
There’s no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat.
– Wesley Bates
Lecturing Brooks was as useful as lecturing a cat.
– Maureen Johnson
If man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.
– Mark Twain
If a cat spoke, it would say things like ‘Hey, I don’t see the problem here.
– Roy Blount Jr.
One reason that cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers.
– Gwendolyn Brooks
There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, and I have two to myself.
– Jarod Kintz
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
– Missy Dizick
You know a real friend?
Someone you know will look after your naughty cat after you are gone.
– William S. Burroughs