Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods. – Christopher Hitchens
Cats rule; dogs drool.
A man mixed with a cat will improve the man, but deteriorate the cat.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein
All you need is love…and a cat.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. – Winston Churchill
It always gives me a shiver when I see a cat seeing what I can’t see. – Eleanor Farjeon
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. – Alfred North Whitehead
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
You can’t own a cat. The best you can do is be partners. – Sir Harry Swanson
Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later. – Mary Bly
There are no ordinary cats. – Colette
What greater gift than the love of a cat. – Charles Dickens
A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not. – Ernest Hemingway
Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything about it. – Winifred Carriere
If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence. – Will Cuppy
Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties. – W. L. George
Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog. – Eleanor Clark
Never try to outstubborn a cat. – Robert A. Heinlei
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. – Ellen Perry Berkeley
Time spent with a cat is never wasted. – Colette
Most beds sleep up to six cats. Ten cats without the owner. – Stephen Baker
If cats could write history, their history would be mostly about cats. – Eugen Weber
That’s the great secret of creativity. You treat ideas like cats: you make them follow you. – Ray Bradbury
There’s no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. – Wesley Bates
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. – Jean Cocteau
The only escape from the miseries of life are music and cats… – Albert Schweitzer
Cats are a mysterious kind of folk. – Walter Scott
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. – Faith Resnick
My cat is not insane, she’s just a really good actress. – P.C. Cast
A meow massages the heart. – Stuart McMillan
The phrase “domestic cat” is an oxymoron. – George F. Will
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. – Missy Dizick
Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can. – Ilona Andrews
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. – Mark Twain
One reason that cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers. – Gwendolyn Brooks
If man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat. – Mark Twain
The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends…
Meow is like aloha – it can mean anything. – Hank Ketchum
Cats can’t speak, that’s common sense. – Yoruichi
Intelligence in the cat is underrated. – Louis Wain
# Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world – the clock and the cat. – Emile Auguste Chartier
By associating with the cat, one only risks becoming richer. – Colette
There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, and I have two to myself. – Jarod Kintz
A house without a cat is like a kiss without a hug.
The trouble with cats is that they’ve got no tact. – P. G. Wodehouse
Cats, as you know, are quite impervious to threats. – Connie Willis
A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him. – William Lyon Phelps
If a cat spoke, it would say things like ‘Hey, I don’t see the problem here. – Roy Blount Jr.
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