Quotes and Sayings about Cats, Kittens

Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.
– Christopher Hitchens

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Cats rule; dogs drool.

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A man mixed with a cat will improve the man, but deteriorate the cat.

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Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
– Robert A. Heinlein

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All you need is love…and a cat.

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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
– Winston Churchill

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It always gives me a shiver when I see a cat seeing what I can’t see.
– Eleanor Farjeon

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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
– Alfred North Whitehead

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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

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You can’t own a cat. The best you can do is be partners.
– Sir Harry Swanson

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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
– Mary Bly

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There are no ordinary cats.
– Colette

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What greater gift than the love of a cat.
– Charles Dickens

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A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.
– Ernest Hemingway

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Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything about it.
– Winifred Carriere

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If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.
– Will Cuppy

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Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.
– W. L. George

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Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog.
– Eleanor Clark

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Never try to outstubborn a cat.
– Robert A. Heinlei

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As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
– Ellen Perry Berkeley

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Time spent with a cat is never wasted.
– Colette

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Most beds sleep up to six cats. Ten cats without the owner.
– Stephen Baker

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If cats could write history, their history would be mostly about cats.
– Eugen Weber

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That’s the great secret of creativity. You treat ideas like cats: you make them follow you.
– Ray Bradbury

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There’s no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat.
– Wesley Bates

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I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
– Jean Cocteau

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The only escape from the miseries of life are music and cats…
– Albert Schweitzer

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Cats are a mysterious kind of folk.
– Walter Scott

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People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
– Faith Resnick

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My cat is not insane, she’s just a really good actress.
– P.C. Cast

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A meow massages the heart.
– Stuart McMillan

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The phrase “domestic cat” is an oxymoron.
– George F. Will

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Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
– Missy Dizick

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Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.
– Ilona Andrews

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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
– Mark Twain

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One reason that cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers.
– Gwendolyn Brooks

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If man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.
– Mark Twain

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The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends…

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Meow is like aloha – it can mean anything.
– Hank Ketchum

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Cats can’t speak, that’s common sense.
– Yoruichi

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Intelligence in the cat is underrated.
– Louis Wain

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# Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world – the clock and the cat.
– Emile Auguste Chartier

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By associating with the cat, one only risks becoming richer.
– Colette

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There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, and I have two to myself.
– Jarod Kintz

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A house without a cat is like a kiss without a hug.

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The trouble with cats is that they’ve got no tact.
– P. G. Wodehouse

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Cats, as you know, are quite impervious to threats.
– Connie Willis

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A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him.
– William Lyon Phelps

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If a cat spoke, it would say things like ‘Hey, I don’t see the problem here.
– Roy Blount Jr.

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