Books. Cats. Life is good.
– T.S. Eliot
A cat allows you to sleep on the bed. On the edge.
– Jenny de Vries
Most cats, when they are Out want to be In, and vice versa, and often simultaneously.
– Louis J. Camuti
My cat speaks sign language with her tail.
– Robert A. Stern
If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend, but never your slave.
– Theophile Gautier
Cats come and go without ever leaving.
– Martha Curtis
I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.
– Edgar Allan Poe
I’m a cat. We aren’t required to make sense.
– Seanan McGuire
Cats know instinctively the exact time their masters are going to wake up, and wake them ten minutes earlier.
– Jim Davis
People who love cats have some of the biggest hearts around.
– Susan Easterly
People meeting for the first time suddenly relax if they find they both have cats. And plunge into anecdote.
– Charlotte Gray
Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives.
– Stephen Baker
The cat is above all things, a dramatist.
– Margaret Benson
A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem.
– Jean Burden
If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.
– Nan Porter
Dogs eat. Cats dine.
– Ann Taylor
One cat just leads to another.
– Ernest Hemingway
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.
– Pam Brown
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
– Terry Pratchett
God made the cat to offer men the pleasure of stroking a tiger.
– Francois Joseph Mery
I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many homonyms are there for meow?
– Jarod Kintz
I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.
– Neil Gaiman
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
– Mark Twain
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.
– Bill Dana
Cats have it all; admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.
– Rod McKuen
Heaven will never be Paradise unless my cats are there waiting for me.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
– James Herriot
If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little b*stards they are. Style. That’s what people remember.
– Terry Pratchett
When my cats aren’t happy, I’m not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they’re just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.
– Percy Bysshe Shelley
All you need is love…and a cat.