When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend obviously never owned a dog.
A man’s soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog. – Charles Doran
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods. – Christopher Hitchens
One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you’re feeling blue is that he doesn’t try to find out why.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. – Will Rogers
Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies. – Gene Hill
Happiness is a warm puppy. – Charles M. Schulz
If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. – Winston Churchill
My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already things I am.
When you’re so sad, you can’t talk, a dog can look in your eyes and you know you don’t have to talk because he sees you’re hurt.
If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. – Alfred North Whitehead
Who loves me will love my dog.
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job. – Franklin P. Jones
A dog is great because you can tell them secrets and they can’t tell anyone else.
The more people I meet the more I like my dog.
Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later. – Mary Bly
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andrew A. Rooney
If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people. – Karel Capek
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. – Josh Billings
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. – Franklin P. Jones
A dog is man’s best friend, and vice versa.
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. – Joe Gores
A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied. – Irish Proverb
If all else fails, hug your dog.:- )
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. – Sigmund Freud
A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney
When old dogs bark, it’s time to watch out.
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. – Samuel Butler
To err is human – to forgive, canine.
The dog is the only animal that has seen his God.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. – Roger Caras
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner
From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog. – Mabel Louise Robinson
Dogs are like a girl’s best friends!
If your dog is too fat, you are not getting enough exercise.
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. – Ann Landers
Heaven is the place where all the dogs you ever loved come to greet you.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Loyalty is for the dogs. Count me among the cats. And count me twice-once for each of my faces. – Jarod Kintz
When a dog sees its owner, its brain secretes the same substances as ours when we are in love.
Dogs know three things humans don’t: they smell the recent past, the hidden present, and possibly the impending future. Thus they have every reason to be depressed but hardly any to be paranoid. – Boghos L. Artinian
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. – Ben Williams
My dog is the only one who gets me.
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