We are not the only animal that mourns; apes do, and elephants, and dogs. Yet we are the only one that tortures.
– Geraldine Brooks
The more I know about people, the more I like dogs. I simply like animals.
– Vladimir Putin
All I want is:
A cup of tea
A good book
A diamond tiara
A chocolate fountain
And a talking dog.
I’m not single, I have a dog.
Home is where my dog is.
A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem.
– Jean Burden
Dogs eat. Cats dine.
– Ann Taylor
Know yourself. Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
– Ann Landers
A good dog never dies.
– Mary Carolyn Davies
A dog wags his tail with his heart.
– Martin Buxbaum
Dogs lives are too short…their only fault, really.
– Agnes Sligh Turnbull
Dogs come into our lives to teach us about love, they depart to teach us about loss. A new dog never replaces an old dog, it merely expands the heart. If you have loved many dogs your heart is very big.
– Erica Jong
If I have any beliefs about immortality it is that certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very very few people.
– James Thurber
A dog’s formula for happiness: “Feed me. Love me. Include me. Let me smell disgusting things.” Imagine how grand our relationships would be if we were content with having those first three.
– Alan Robert Neal
I do not like people who do not like dogs, and I do not trust people dogs don’t like.
If you don’t have a dog-at least one-there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.
– Vincent van Gogh
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them is making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.
– Jerry Seinfeld
Dogs have a good knowledge about people’s true nature, and it’s only we who often fail to understand the reason of their barking on a person.
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
– Rodney Dangerfield
Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend obviously never owned a dog.
Heaven is the place where all the dogs you ever loved come to greet you.
My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already things I am.
When a dog sees its owner, its brain secretes the same substances as ours when we are in love.
Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.
– Gene Hill
Happiness is a warm puppy.
– Charles M. Schulz
When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
I trust nobody but my loyal dog.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
– Ben Williams
A dog is a good friend of a man and perhaps better than many of his best friends.
Dogs know three things humans don’t: they smell the recent past, the hidden present, and possibly the impending future. Thus they have every reason to be depressed but hardly any to be paranoid.
– Boghos L. Artinian