Quotes and Sayings about Dogs

When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend obviously never owned a dog.

Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.
– Christopher Hitchens

A man’s soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.
– Charles Doran

One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you’re feeling blue is that he doesn’t try to find out why.

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
– Will Rogers

Happiness is a warm puppy.
– Charles M. Schulz

Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.
– Gene Hill

If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die.

My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already things I am.

When you’re so sad, you can’t talk, a dog can look in your eyes and you know you don’t have to talk because he sees you’re hurt.

Who loves me will love my dog.

Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
– Franklin P. Jones

If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
– Winston Churchill

A dog is great because you can tell them secrets and they can’t tell anyone else.

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
– Franklin P. Jones

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

A dog is man’s best friend, and vice versa.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
– Josh Billings

The more people I meet the more I like my dog.

If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
– Karel Capek

If all else fails, hug your dog.:- )

The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
– Samuel Butler

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
– Andrew A. Rooney

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
– Alfred North Whitehead

When old dogs bark, it’s time to watch out.

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
– Andy Rooney