Quotes for Dog Lovers | Quotes Celebrating Man’s Best Friend

When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?

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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend obviously never owned a dog.

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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

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A man’s soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.
– Charles Doran

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Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.
– Christopher Hitchens

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One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you’re feeling blue is that he doesn’t try to find out why.

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
– Will Rogers

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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
– Winston Churchill

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Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.
– Gene Hill

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A dog is man’s best friend, and vice versa.

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Happiness is a warm puppy.
– Charles M. Schulz

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Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
– Franklin P. Jones

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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
– Mary Bly

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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
– Alfred North Whitehead

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My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already things I am.

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If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die.

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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
– Andy Rooney

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
– Rita Rudner

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Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
– Franklin P. Jones

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When you’re so sad, you can’t talk, a dog can look in your eyes and you know you don’t have to talk because he sees you’re hurt.

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