When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend obviously never owned a dog.
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
– Winston Churchill
A man’s soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.
– Charles Doran
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
– Will Rogers
One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you’re feeling blue is that he doesn’t try to find out why.
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.
– Christopher Hitchens
Dogs come into our lives to teach us about love, they depart to teach us about loss. A new dog never replaces an old dog, it merely expands the heart. If you have loved many dogs your heart is very big.
– Erica Jong
Dogs lives are too short…their only fault, really.
– Agnes Sligh Turnbull
Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
– Mary Bly
Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
– Franklin P. Jones
A dog is man’s best friend, and vice versa.
Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.
– Gene Hill
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
– Alfred North Whitehead
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
– Rita Rudner
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
– Andy Rooney
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
– Franklin P. Jones
Heaven is the place where all the dogs you ever loved come to greet you.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
– Roger Caras
If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die.
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
– Rodney Dangerfield
Happiness is a warm puppy.
– Charles M. Schulz
My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already things I am.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
– Josh Billings
When you’re so sad, you can’t talk, a dog can look in your eyes and you know you don’t have to talk because he sees you’re hurt.
Even if I can’t talk in your words, we can still understand each other. I don’t understand your words, but I know it’s your voice.
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
– Sigmund Freud
If your dog is too fat, you are not getting enough exercise.
A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.
– Irish Proverb
Who loves me will love my dog.
The more people I meet the more I like my dog.
When old dogs bark, it’s time to watch out.
I do not like people who do not like dogs, and I do not trust people dogs don’t like.
If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.
If all else fails, hug your dog.:- )
The dog is the only animal that has seen his God.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
– Andrew A. Rooney
My dog is the key to my heart. They are always there when there is no one to talk to cos they don’t understand it anyways.
To err is human – to forgive, canine.
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
– Joe Gores
The more I know about people, the more I like dogs. I simply like animals.
– Vladimir Putin
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
– Samuel Butler
From the dog’s point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
– Mabel Louise Robinson
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Dogs are like a girl’s best friends!
If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
– Karel Capek
Dogs have a good knowledge about people’s true nature, and it’s only we who often fail to understand the reason of their barking on a person.
Loyalty is for the dogs. Count me among the cats. And count me twice-once for each of my faces.
– Jarod Kintz
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
– Ben Williams
Dogs know three things humans don’t: they smell the recent past, the hidden present, and possibly the impending future. Thus they have every reason to be depressed but hardly any to be paranoid.
– Boghos L. Artinian
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.
– Sue Murphy
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
– Ann Landers
When a dog sees its owner, its brain secretes the same substances as ours when we are in love.
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them is making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.
– Jerry Seinfeld
Know yourself. Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
– Ann Landers
My dog is the only one who gets me.
If you don’t have a dog-at least one-there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.
– Vincent van Gogh
We are not the only animal that mourns; apes do, and elephants, and dogs. Yet we are the only one that tortures.
– Geraldine Brooks
All I want is:
A cup of tea
A good book
A diamond tiara
A chocolate fountain
And a talking dog.
I trust nobody but my loyal dog.
By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog.
– Barbara Holland
If a man died, then kill his dog cos he can’t be loyal to anybody else again.
I’m not single, I have a dog.
A dog is a good friend of a man and perhaps better than many of his best friends.
A good dog never dies.
– Mary Carolyn Davies
A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem.
– Jean Burden
A dog’s formula for happiness: “Feed me. Love me. Include me. Let me smell disgusting things.” Imagine how grand our relationships would be if we were content with having those first three.
– Alan Robert Neal
If I have any beliefs about immortality it is that certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very very few people.
– James Thurber
A dog wags his tail with his heart.
– Martin Buxbaum
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
– Fran Lebowitz
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
– Charles de Gaulle
I walk my dog every day but have no inkling of whether or not he thinks he is the one walking me.
– Boghos L. Artinian