Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 12

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Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places!

Submitted by: gb

I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.

Submitted by: Diçi

If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.

Submitted by: Dennis

I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.

Submitted by: Athena

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
– Israel Zangwill

To someone else, we are someone else.

Submitted by: KatieSmithJoe

Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.

Submitted by: Haqi Ali

To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .

Submitted by: Joe muffins

Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!

Submitted by: David

Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

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