Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 12
I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.
If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.
All is Legal. Untill U get Caught…
To someone else, we are someone else.
Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.
I have 6 locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking 3.
– Elayne Boosler.
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
– Israel Zangwill
To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .
Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!
How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?