Clever Quotes and Sayings - Page 12
Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places!
All is Legal. Untill U get Caught…
If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.
I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.
Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.
To someone else, we are someone else.
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
– Israel Zangwill
Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!
To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .
When the going gets rough, you are obviousley in the wrong place