Clever Quotes and Sayings
Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places!
All is Legal. Untill U get Caught…
If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words.
Half of this planet is dieing of starvation and the other half is on a diet.
To someone else, we are someone else.
Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
– Israel Zangwill
Don’t live in the past because the future may become your past fast!!!!!!!!!!!
To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid .
When the going gets rough, you are obviousley in the wrong place