Clever Quotes and Sayings
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
– Israel Zangwill
You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true.
If the grass looks greener on the other side its time to fertilize yours.
One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.
You know that you’ve become wise when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid.
Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.
– Max Amsterdam