Clever Quotes and Sayings

Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!

Submitted by: David

Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

When the going gets rough, you are obviousley in the wrong place

Submitted by: DeAnna_starfish

How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: dude who do you think you are?

You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true.

Submitted by: Vencen Troy Smith
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The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…Yeah but it could roll.

Submitted by: Taylor

I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Submitted by: some1

People talk so much. Yet say so little.

Submitted by: Marvin

One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.

Submitted by: Sal

I could act normal, but it would be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.

Submitted by: James

If the grass looks greener on the other side its time to fertilize yours.

Submitted by: Dee
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Opportunity knocks but once, so be sure and leave a forwarding address.

Submitted by: Quentin D.

How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: Lovers

If all boys are the same, why are girls so picky?

Submitted by: spongebob

I’m not clever, I just don’t know how to be stupid.

Submitted by: HS

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