Clever Quotes and Sayings
Whether you’re first or last in the queue depends which way your looking
You don’t see it until its not there.
I didn’t fail math. I just found a lot of ways not to do it
If you can’t impress anyone with your intelligence confuse them with your bulls***!!!
They say it’s always in the last place that you look
Why the heck would I keep looking after I already found it!
The man is the head of the house !!!!
but the woman is the neck
and she can turn the head anyway she wants hehe
If you want people to remember you. Borrow money from them.
All people have a photographic memory, some just don’t have the film. I do, but it never develops quite right…
What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous…? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired.. I put the mirror down. ;)
If you aim at nothing, your accuracy will be immense.