Clever Quotes and Sayings

Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you!

Submitted by: David

Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true.

Submitted by: Vencen Troy Smith

When the going gets rough, you are obviousley in the wrong place

Submitted by: DeAnna_starfish

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…Yeah but it could roll.

Submitted by: Taylor

How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: dude who do you think you are?

If the grass looks greener on the other side its time to fertilize yours.

Submitted by: Dee

I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Submitted by: some1

People talk so much. Yet say so little.

Submitted by: Marvin

I could act normal, but it would be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.

Submitted by: James

How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: Lovers

One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.

Submitted by: Sal

I’m not clever, I just don’t know how to be stupid.

Submitted by: HS

A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.

Submitted by: Jake

If all boys are the same, why are girls so picky?

Submitted by: spongebob

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