Clever Quotes and Sayings

You do not have to prove something for it to be true. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true.

Submitted by: Vencen Troy Smith

When the going gets rough, you are obviousley in the wrong place

Submitted by: DeAnna_starfish

Its good to be clever. But whats really clever is not showing it

Submitted by: special fred

How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: dude who do you think you are?

If the grass looks greener on the other side its time to fertilize yours.

Submitted by: Dee

People talk so much. Yet say so little.

Submitted by: Marvin

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…Yeah but it could roll.

Submitted by: Taylor

How can you tell me to never say never when you just said never?

Submitted by: Lovers

I could act normal, but it would be acting and it wouldn’t be normal.

Submitted by: James

One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water.
He asked, “Is this glass half full? Or half empty?”
I took the glass from his hand and drank the water.
No more problem.

Submitted by: Sal

A balanced diet means a cookie in both hands.

Submitted by: Jake

You know that you’ve become wise when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid.

Submitted by: Andy Harding

Opportunity knocks but once, so be sure and leave a forwarding address.

Submitted by: Quentin D.

Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.
– Joyce Meyer

I’m not clever, I just don’t know how to be stupid.

Submitted by: HS

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