Computer Quotes, Sayings
I was asked to have a password of 8 characters, so I chose mine as “Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs”.
RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
Mac users swear by their computers.PC users swear at their computers.
The inside of a computer is as dumb as hell but it goes like mad! – Richard Feynman
Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.
Why are so many viruses aimed at windows ? It crashes just fine on its own thank you!
Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living. – Nicholas Negroponte
After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy.
- John Pierce
A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind.
– Joseph Weizenbaum
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.
- John F. Kennedy
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. – Joseph Campbell
The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”
- Dave Barry
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
– Edsger W. Dijkstra
I had a life once… Now I have a computer and a modem.
The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
- Dave Barry
Keyboard missing – press F3 to continue.
Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.
When all else fails, read the manual.
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
- Jeff Pesis
A computer is like the union, it never works unless you spend money on it.
DOS never says : EXCELLENT command or filename.
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Unix never says ‘please’.
- Rob Pike
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
- Mitch Ratcliffe
In a world without borders, who needs Windows and Gates ?
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…
The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
- Edsger W. Dijkstra
To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.
Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.
First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII – and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure.
- Douglas Adams
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.
– J.H. Goldfuss
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.
“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.