Computer Quotes, Sayings
Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.
Mac users swear by their computers.PC users swear at their computers.
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.
- John F. Kennedy
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
The inside of a computer is as dumb as hell but it goes like mad! – Richard Feynman
Why are so many viruses aimed at windows ? It crashes just fine on its own thank you!
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. – Joseph Campbell
The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”
- Dave Barry
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
– Edsger W. Dijkstra
Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living. – Nicholas Negroponte
After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy.
- John Pierce
A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind.
– Joseph Weizenbaum
Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
- Dave Barry
Keyboard missing – press F3 to continue.
The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.
DOS never says : EXCELLENT command or filename.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
I had a life once… Now I have a computer and a modem.
When all else fails, read the manual.
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
- Jeff Pesis
A computer is like the union, it never works unless you spend money on it.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Unix never says ‘please’.
- Rob Pike
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
- Mitch Ratcliffe