Computer Quotes, Sayings
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.
– John F. Kennedy
Mac users swear by their computers.PC users swear at their computers.
A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind.
– Joseph Weizenbaum
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. – Joseph Campbell
The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”
– Dave Barry
The inside of a computer is as dumb as hell but it goes like mad! – Richard Feynman
Why are so many viruses aimed at windows ? It crashes just fine on its own thank you!
Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living. – Nicholas Negroponte
After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy.
– John Pierce
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
– Edsger W. Dijkstra
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
I had a life once… Now I have a computer and a modem.
Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
– Dave Barry
The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.
DOS never says : EXCELLENT command or filename.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
When all else fails, read the manual.
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
– Jeff Pesis
A computer is like the union, it never works unless you spend money on it.
Unix never says ‘please’.
– Rob Pike
Now that nearly everyone has access to a computer, could we possibly be turning from the rat race to the mouse race?
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
– Mitch Ratcliffe