Short Funny Quotes

You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!

Submitted by: 'Becca on December 14, 2007

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

Submitted by: amal on December 23, 2010

Never steal. The government hates competition.

Submitted by: ashley on February 7, 2008

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
Steven Wright

Submitted by: Jinny on June 12, 2009

1f you c4n r34d 7h15, you r34lly n33d 2 g37 l41d

Submitted by: Cigaro on March 1, 2008

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

Submitted by: Dylan on January 29, 2008

Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs. :)

Submitted by: Scholtzy on December 11, 2007

Never argue with an idiot they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience

Submitted by: katrina on December 18, 2007

Smile…It confuses people..!!

Submitted by: Pankil on August 26, 2008

Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing?

Submitted by: devon on August 10, 2007

Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.

Submitted by: Wise man on December 21, 2011

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.

Submitted by: Freak. on January 3, 2008

No, seriously, they have guns now.

Submitted by: I on May 31, 2008

Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?

Submitted by: tara:littlestar on September 1, 2007

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.

Submitted by: sammie on October 9, 2012

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