Computers are the ‘enzymes’ of culture; they greatly enhance the speed of human interaction in society.
Computing is kind of a mess. Your computer doesn’t know where you are. It doesn’t know what you’re doing. It doesn’t know what you know. – Larry Page
People are starving in the world, not because we don’t have enough food, but because we’re not organized. And computers are part of that. – Larry Page
One of our big goals in search is to make search that really understands exactly what you want, understands everything in the world. As computer scientists, we call that artificial intelligence. – Larry Page
Once you touched the keyboard, you will never return until you finish what you started or what you wanted.
Computers are perfect friends, they work with you when you work with them.
“I need some time to process this”, said a computer to another after a break-up.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. – Pablo Picasso
The pen might be mightier than the sword but the keyboard trumps them both.
The computer is a product of the human mind. The computer does not perform without the control of the human mind. – Dr T.P.Chia
My software has no bug. It develops random features.
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. – Martin Fowler (refactoring: improving the design of existing code, 1999)
Now that nearly everyone has access to a computer, could we possibly be turning from the rat race to the mouse race?
There are only two hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation and naming things. – Phil Karlton
That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.
I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.
Congratulation! You are the 1000000th person to visit this site. To claim your reward press ctrl and w. Twice.
I often fall asleep in front of my computer, and it accompanies me in sleep mode.
Those who say “If I can rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.” have obviously never seen a computer keyboard.
I was asked to have a password of 8 characters, so I chose mine as “Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs”.
I can’t see an end. I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape – I don’t even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard.
History always tells a story…So make sure you clear it before your dad uses the PC!!
I keep hitting the escape button on my keyboard but I’m still here.
An apply a day keeps Microsoft away.
010011101 it’s not that we cannot explain , it’s just that you won’t understand it…
We BYTE People…A BIT at a time
Human brain is a computer…the difference is that we don’t have any backup or restore.
Multitasking is crashing up several things at the same time…
“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.
Giga bite me
Why are so many viruses aimed at windows ? It crashes just fine on its own thank you!
Keyboard missing – press F3 to continue.
To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.
The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.
First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII – and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure. – Douglas Adams
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. – Jeff Pesis
The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim. – Edsger W. Dijkstra
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it. – Dave Barry
Unix never says ‘please’. – Rob Pike
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. – Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…
Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.
When all else fails, read the manual.
DOS never says : EXCELLENT command or filename.
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
In a world without borders, who needs Windows and Gates ?
I had a life once… Now I have a computer and a modem.
Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.
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