Computers are the ‘enzymes’ of culture; they greatly enhance the speed of human interaction in society.
Computing is kind of a mess. Your computer doesn’t know where you are. It doesn’t know what you’re doing. It doesn’t know what you know.
– Larry Page
People are starving in the world, not because we don’t have enough food, but because we’re not organized. And computers are part of that.
– Larry Page
One of our big goals in search is to make search that really understands exactly what you want, understands everything in the world. As computer scientists, we call that artificial intelligence.
– Larry Page
Once you touched the keyboard, you will never return until you finish what you started or what you wanted.
Computers are perfect friends, they work with you when you work with them.
“I need some time to process this”, said a computer to another after a break-up.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
– Pablo Picasso
The pen might be mightier than the sword but the keyboard trumps them both.
The computer is a product of the human mind. The computer does not perform without the control of the human mind.
– Dr T.P.Chia
My software has no bug. It develops random features.
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
– Martin Fowler (refactoring: improving the design of existing code, 1999)
Now that nearly everyone has access to a computer, could we possibly be turning from the rat race to the mouse race?
There are only two hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation and naming things.
– Phil Karlton
That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.
I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.
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I often fall asleep in front of my computer, and it accompanies me in sleep mode.
Those who say “If I can rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.” have obviously never seen a computer keyboard.
I was asked to have a password of 8 characters, so I chose mine as “Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs”.
I can’t see an end. I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape – I don’t even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard.
History always tells a story…So make sure you clear it before your dad uses the PC!!
I keep hitting the escape button on my keyboard but I’m still here.
An apply a day keeps Microsoft away.
it’s not that we cannot explain ,
it’s just that you won’t understand it…
We BYTE People…A BIT at a time
Human brain is a computer…the difference is that we don’t have any backup or restore.
Multitasking is crashing up several things at the same time…
“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.