Divorce Quotes and Sayings
Take this marriage thing seriously – it has to last all the way to the divorce.
- Roseanne Barr
Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
- Groucho Marx
Our divorce from gratitude leads to a self- defeating attitude.
- Brandon A. Trean
In our family we don’t divorce our men – - we bury them.
- RUTH GORDON
Divorce is born of perverted morals and leads to vicious habits
- Pope Leo XIII
A heart can stop beating for a while, one can still live.
- Suzanne Finnamore
Grief is the emotional contract of divorce.
- Cheryl Nielsen
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn’t a sign that they don’t understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
- HELEN ROWLAND
In the end, single people either get boring, or they stay divorced.
- Benson Bruno
There are two things you should never do alone: one is get divorced, the other is drink.
- Cheryl Nielsen
Any woman who votes for no- fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving.
- PAT ROBERTSON
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
I’ve given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can’t divorce a book.
- GLORIA SWANSON
Divorce is probably as painful as death.
- William Shatner
A divorce is like an amputation; you survive, but there’s less of you.
- MARGARET ATWOOD
Divorce is just the most awful thing in the world.
- John Denver
I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters.
- SUSAN B. ANTHONY
The snag about marriage is, it isn´t worth the divorce.
- Suzanne Finnamore
Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage.
- TERTULLIAN
Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
- Cary Grant