Divorce Quotes and Sayings

Divorce is just the most awful thing in the world.
– John Denver

I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce.
Jarod Kintz

Divorce is probably as painful as death.
– William Shatner

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
Groucho Marx

I don’t think I’ll get married again; I’ll just find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
– LEWIS GRIZZARD

I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters.
– SUSAN B. ANTHONY

Any woman who votes for no- fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving.
– PAT ROBERTSON

Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.
– GERALD F. LIEBERMAN

For a couple with young children, divorce seldom comes as a solution to stress, only as a way to end one form of pain and accept another.
– FRED ROGERS

Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.
– MARY KAY BLAKELEY

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The happiest time of anyone’s life is just after the first divorce.
– JOHN KENNETH GALBRAITH

The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce
– Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

Our divorce from gratitude leads to a self- defeating attitude.
– Brandon A. Trean

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
Helen Rowland

I don’t see any reason for marriage when there is divorce.
– Catherine Deneuve

The marriage is over; counseling is the eulogy. The relationship autopsy is the wake.
– Suzanne Finnamore

The snag about marriage is, it isn´t worth the divorce.
– Suzanne Finnamore

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor

Grown- ups are worried that they’re going to ruin their children’s lives, but divorce is just a life experience and you learn from it.
– EVAN STERN

Divorce is an embarrassing public admission of defeat.
– TRACY LETTS

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I’ve given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can’t divorce a book.
– GLORIA SWANSON

Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
– ZSA ZSA GABOR

Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage.
– TERTULLIAN

Divorce is born of perverted morals and leads to vicious habits
– Pope Leo XIII

Even with my divorce and with everything, I don’t need money.
– Arnold Schwarzenegger

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