Divorce Quotes and Sayings

A divorce is like an amputation; you survive, but there’s less of you.
– MARGARET ATWOOD

Divorce isn’t such a tragedy. A tragedy is staying in an unhappy marriage.

I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
– Zsa Zsa Gabo

A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book.
– Marvin Mitchelson

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
– Cary Grant

Divorce is just the most awful thing in the world.
– John Denver

I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce.
Jarod Kintz

Divorce is probably as painful as death.
– William Shatner

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
Groucho Marx

I don’t think I’ll get married again; I’ll just find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
– LEWIS GRIZZARD

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I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters.
– SUSAN B. ANTHONY

Any woman who votes for no- fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving.
– PAT ROBERTSON

Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.
– GERALD F. LIEBERMAN

For a couple with young children, divorce seldom comes as a solution to stress, only as a way to end one form of pain and accept another.
– FRED ROGERS

Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.
– MARY KAY BLAKELEY

The happiest time of anyone’s life is just after the first divorce.
– JOHN KENNETH GALBRAITH

The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce
– Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

Our divorce from gratitude leads to a self- defeating attitude.
– Brandon A. Trean

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
Helen Rowland

I don’t see any reason for marriage when there is divorce.
– Catherine Deneuve

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