Divorce Quotes and Sayings
There are two things you should never do alone: one is get divorced, the other is drink.
– Cheryl Nielsen
A heart can stop beating for a while, one can still live.
– Suzanne Finnamore
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn’t a sign that they don’t understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
– Helen Rowland
In our family we don’t divorce our men – – we bury them.
– RUTH GORDON
I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
– Zsa Zsa Gabo
A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book.
– Marvin Mitchelson
Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
– Cary Grant
I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce.
– Jarod Kintz
Divorce is probably as painful as death.
– William Shatner
Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
– Groucho Marx
I don’t think I’ll get married again; I’ll just find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
– LEWIS GRIZZARD
I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters.
– SUSAN B. ANTHONY
Any woman who votes for no- fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving.
– PAT ROBERTSON
Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.
– GERALD F. LIEBERMAN
For a couple with young children, divorce seldom comes as a solution to stress, only as a way to end one form of pain and accept another.
– FRED ROGERS