Divorce Quotes and Sayings

There are two things you should never do alone: one is get divorced, the other is drink.
– Cheryl Nielsen

A heart can stop beating for a while, one can still live.
– Suzanne Finnamore

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn’t a sign that they don’t understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
Helen Rowland

In our family we don’t divorce our men – – we bury them.

I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
– Zsa Zsa Gabo

A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book.
– Marvin Mitchelson

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
– Cary Grant

I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce.
Jarod Kintz

Divorce is probably as painful as death.
– William Shatner

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
Groucho Marx

I don’t think I’ll get married again; I’ll just find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters.

Any woman who votes for no- fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving.

Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.

For a couple with young children, divorce seldom comes as a solution to stress, only as a way to end one form of pain and accept another.

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