Divorce Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
Divorce is an embarrassing public admission of defeat.
- TRACY LETTS
The marriage is over; counseling is the eulogy. The relationship autopsy is the wake.
- Suzanne Finnamore
The happiest time of anyone’s life is just after the first divorce.
- JOHN KENNETH GALBRAITH
Sometimes divorce is better than marriage.
- Sumner Redstone
Grown- ups are worried that they’re going to ruin their children’s lives, but divorce is just a life experience and you learn from it.
- EVAN STERN
I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce.
- Jarod Kintz
For a couple with young children, divorce seldom comes as a solution to stress, only as a way to end one form of pain and accept another.
- FRED ROGERS
A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book.
- Marvin Mitchelson
Asking the legal system to resolve divorce is like asking a boxing coach to be our marriage counselor.
- WARREN FARRELL
Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.
- MARY KAY BLAKELEY
I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
– Zsa Zsa Gabo
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
- GROUCHO MARX
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
- Helen Rowland
Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- ZSA ZSA GABOR
The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce
- Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
I don’t think I’ll get married again; I’ll just find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
- LEWIS GRIZZARD
I don’t see any reason for marriage when there is divorce.
- Catherine Deneuve
Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.
- GERALD F. LIEBERMAN
Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.
- Rita Mae Brown
Even with my divorce and with everything, I don’t need money.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger