Divorce Quotes and Sayings

Asking the legal system to resolve divorce is like asking a boxing coach to be our marriage counselor.
– WARREN FARRELL

Sometimes divorce is better than marriage.
– Sumner Redstone

A heart can stop beating for a while, one can still live.
– Suzanne Finnamore

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn’t a sign that they don’t understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
Helen Rowland

In our family we don’t divorce our men – – we bury them.
– RUTH GORDON

A divorce is like an amputation; you survive, but there’s less of you.
– MARGARET ATWOOD

Divorce isn’t such a tragedy. A tragedy is staying in an unhappy marriage.

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I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
– Zsa Zsa Gabo

A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book.
– Marvin Mitchelson

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
– Cary Grant

Divorce is just the most awful thing in the world.
– John Denver

I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce.
Jarod Kintz

Divorce is probably as painful as death.
– William Shatner

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
Groucho Marx

I don’t think I’ll get married again; I’ll just find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
– LEWIS GRIZZARD

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