Divorce Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
– GROUCHO MARX
Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.
– Rita Mae Brown
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn’t a sign that they don’t understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
– HELEN ROWLAND
There are two things you should never do alone: one is get divorced, the other is drink.
– Cheryl Nielsen
Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.
– MARY KAY BLAKELEY
I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
– Zsa Zsa Gabo
I don’t think I’ll get married again; I’ll just find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
– LEWIS GRIZZARD
Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.
– GERALD F. LIEBERMAN
Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
– Groucho Marx
In our family we don’t divorce our men – – we bury them.
– RUTH GORDON