Divorce Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
Divorce is probably as painful as death.
- William Shatner
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
In the end, single people either get boring, or they stay divorced.
- Benson Bruno
A heart can stop beating for a while, one can still live.
- Suzanne Finnamore
Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
- Groucho Marx
I don’t think I’ll get married again; I’ll just find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
- LEWIS GRIZZARD
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
- GROUCHO MARX
Asking the legal system to resolve divorce is like asking a boxing coach to be our marriage counselor.
- WARREN FARRELL
Grown- ups are worried that they’re going to ruin their children’s lives, but divorce is just a life experience and you learn from it.
- EVAN STERN
Divorce is an embarrassing public admission of defeat.
- TRACY LETTS
I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters.
- SUSAN B. ANTHONY
I’ve given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can’t divorce a book.
- GLORIA SWANSON
Any woman who votes for no- fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving.
- PAT ROBERTSON
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn’t a sign that they don’t understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
- HELEN ROWLAND
In our family we don’t divorce our men – - we bury them.
- RUTH GORDON
Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.
- GERALD F. LIEBERMAN
Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- ZSA ZSA GABOR
Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.
- MARY KAY BLAKELEY
For a couple with young children, divorce seldom comes as a solution to stress, only as a way to end one form of pain and accept another.
- FRED ROGERS
The happiest time of anyone’s life is just after the first divorce.
- JOHN KENNETH GALBRAITH
Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage.
A divorce is like an amputation; you survive, but there’s less of you.
- MARGARET ATWOOD