Divorce Quotes and Sayings

Sometimes divorce is better than marriage.
– Sumner Redstone

A heart can stop beating for a while, one can still live.
– Suzanne Finnamore

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn’t a sign that they don’t understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
Helen Rowland

In our family we don’t divorce our men – – we bury them.

Nothing worst than being with someone who doesn’t see you anymore. They stare at a computer screen for hours as you see together in the same too; they bury their head in the morning paper so they don’t have to look at you or talk; they stair at the TV rather than look ar you sitting by their side; they stare out the windshield in the car put a CD in so they can sing as you are in the car so you won’t have to talk. But let an attractive person go by. They notice, they almost get whiplash from staring and following all across the room. They don’t see you, they don’t want you. Why oh why continue to stay?

Submitted by: Molly

I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
– Zsa Zsa Gabo

A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book.
– Marvin Mitchelson

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
– Cary Grant

I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce.
Jarod Kintz

Divorce is probably as painful as death.
– William Shatner

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
Groucho Marx

I don’t think I’ll get married again; I’ll just find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters.

Any woman who votes for no- fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving.

Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.

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