Divorce Quotes and Sayings
In the end, single people either get boring, or they stay divorced.
– Benson Bruno
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
– GROUCHO MARX
Asking the legal system to resolve divorce is like asking a boxing coach to be our marriage counselor.
– WARREN FARRELL
Sometimes divorce is better than marriage.
– Sumner Redstone
There are two things you should never do alone: one is get divorced, the other is drink.
– Cheryl Nielsen
A heart can stop beating for a while, one can still live.
– Suzanne Finnamore
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn’t a sign that they don’t understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
– Helen Rowland
In our family we don’t divorce our men – – we bury them.
– RUTH GORDON
I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
– Zsa Zsa Gabo