Facebook Status Quotes - Page 2
Trust me I am a liar.
I’m wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do!
Who needs TV we got Facebook DRAMA.
If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.
Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in the face.
Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.
Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.
I know that I am beautiful, looking is enough but staring is too much.
Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feels on a wall.
Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.
So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.
My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.
I’m cle’a[ni.ng m'y' ke]yb36oa;rd.
I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.
Rob is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?
Jack will update his Facebook status for money!
Linda notices that nobody ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.
Sandy really wishes she could but, My panty hose sprung a leak.
Sean is going to drink wet cement and get really stoned.
Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.
Jessie took the “Are you spending too much time on Facebook” quiz and the result is “No – You should spend much more time”. Jessie shot the computer.
Cleo really wishes she could but, I’m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
Who says I’m not in shape? Round’s a shape, isn’t it?
Ian just found out that they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary!
Sometimes I wish life had subtitles (and in a big font)!
Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?