Quotes for your Facebook Status | Status Update Gems - Page 2

I Know Wat You’re Doing Right Now…
You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !

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Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.

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Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’

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Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.

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Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!

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As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.

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Facebook should have “So What” button !!

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I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

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No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!

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My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.

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Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.

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Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?

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Living reality
Not a Facebook fantasy
Like others
Be yourself
Quit acting like someone else.

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…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.

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Am quitting face book to face my books.

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Single doesn’t always mean lonely and relationship doesn’t always mean happy.

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He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.

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Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.

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I log out from FB. Reason: I am bored.
After 5 min I signed in. Reason: I am bored.

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I’d say we should have a “You Bore me” button on Facebook!

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