Facebook Status Quotes - Page 2
If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.
I’m wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do!
Who needs TV we got Facebook DRAMA.
Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in the face.
Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.
So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.
Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feels on a wall.
Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.
I’m cle’a[ni.ng m’y’ ke]yb36oa;rd.
My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.
I should change my name to No One, that way when I request you as a friend it will say “No One wants to be your friend”.
Jack will update his Facebook status for money!
Linda notices that nobody ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.
Sandy really wishes she could but, My panty hose sprung a leak.
Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.
Cleo really wishes she could but, I’m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
Who says I’m not in shape? Round’s a shape, isn’t it?
Ian just found out that they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary!
Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.
Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?
Ruby says it’s been a business doing pleasure with you.
Sonia has found love in Facebook. She is from Bangladesh and “vhan day vill reesh amehica”.
That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.
Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.
Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.
47% of all statistics are worthless.