Facebook Status Quotes - Page 2

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If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.

Submitted by: Candygirl
110

I’m wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do!

Submitted by: amal
8

Who needs TV we got Facebook DRAMA.

Submitted by: litlegymgirl
10

Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in the face.

Submitted by: Ryan :)
30

Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.

Submitted by: amanda kapp
13

So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.

Submitted by: Jason
43

Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feels on a wall.
Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.

Submitted by: Ticko Beckford Davis Mwankusye
2

I’m cle’a[ni.ng m’y’ ke]yb36oa;rd.

2

My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.

8

I should change my name to No One, that way when I request you as a friend it will say “No One wants to be your friend”.

Submitted by: nezzzzzaa
2

Jack will update his Facebook status for money!

2

Linda notices that nobody ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.

2

Sandy really wishes she could but, My panty hose sprung a leak.

1

Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.

1

Cleo really wishes she could but, I’m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.

1

Who says I’m not in shape? Round’s a shape, isn’t it?

1

Ian just found out that they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary!

2

Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.

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Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?

Submitted by: RobertM
1

Ruby says it’s been a business doing pleasure with you.

1

Sonia has found love in Facebook. She is from Bangladesh and “vhan day vill reesh amehica”.

1

That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.

4

Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.

3

Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.

3

47% of all statistics are worthless.


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