Facebook Status Quotes - Page 2

42

Trust me I am a liar.

Submitted by: sahil
110

I’m wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do!

Submitted by: amal
8

Who needs TV we got Facebook DRAMA.

Submitted by: litlegymgirl
5

If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.

Submitted by: Candygirl
9

Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in the face.

Submitted by: Ryan :)
30

Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.

Submitted by: amanda kapp
1

I know that I am beautiful, looking is enough but staring is too much.

Submitted by: FRANCIA JORDAN
42

Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feels on a wall.
Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.

Submitted by: Ticko Beckford Davis Mwankusye
13

So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.

Submitted by: Jason
2

My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.

2

I’m cle’a[ni.ng m'y' ke]yb36oa;rd.

2

I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.

2

Rob is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?

2

Jack will update his Facebook status for money!

2

Linda notices that nobody ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.

2

Sandy really wishes she could but, My panty hose sprung a leak.

2

Sean is going to drink wet cement and get really stoned.

1

Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.

1

Cleo really wishes she could but, I’m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.

1

Who says I’m not in shape? Round’s a shape, isn’t it?

1

Ian just found out that they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary!

1

Sometimes I wish life had subtitles (and in a big font)!

1

Jessie took the “Are you spending too much time on Facebook” quiz and the result is “No – You should spend much more time”. Jessie shot the computer.

30

Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?

Submitted by: RobertM
1

Ruby says it’s been a business doing pleasure with you.


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