Facebook Status Quotes - Page 2

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Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.

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Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.

Submitted by: amanda kapp
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I know that I am beautiful, looking is enough but staring is too much.

Submitted by: FRANCIA JORDAN
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Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feels on a wall.
Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.

Submitted by: Ticko Beckford Davis Mwankusye
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So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.

Submitted by: Jason
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My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.

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I’m cle’a[ni.ng m'y' ke]yb36oa;rd.

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Jack will update his Facebook status for money!

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Linda notices that nobody ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.

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Sandy really wishes she could but, My panty hose sprung a leak.

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Sometimes I wish life had subtitles (and in a big font)!

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Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.

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Who says I’m not in shape? Round’s a shape, isn’t it?

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Ian just found out that they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary!

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Jessie took the “Are you spending too much time on Facebook” quiz and the result is “No – You should spend much more time”. Jessie shot the computer.

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Cleo really wishes she could but, I’m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.

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Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?

Submitted by: RobertM
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That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.

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Ruby says it’s been a business doing pleasure with you.

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Sonia has found love in Facebook. She is from Bangladesh and “vhan day vill reesh amehica”.

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Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there.

Submitted by: Saskia
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Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.

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Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.

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47% of all statistics are worthless.

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James is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.

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I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.

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Rob is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?

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Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.

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Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’

Submitted by: Cynthia Nadine
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Sean is going to drink wet cement and get really stoned.


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