Facebook Status Quotes - Page 2
Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.
Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.
I know that I am beautiful, looking is enough but staring is too much.
Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feels on a wall.
Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.
So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.
My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.
I’m cle’a[ni.ng m'y' ke]yb36oa;rd.
Jack will update his Facebook status for money!
Linda notices that nobody ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.
Sandy really wishes she could but, My panty hose sprung a leak.
Sometimes I wish life had subtitles (and in a big font)!
Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.
Who says I’m not in shape? Round’s a shape, isn’t it?
Ian just found out that they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary!
Jessie took the “Are you spending too much time on Facebook” quiz and the result is “No – You should spend much more time”. Jessie shot the computer.
Cleo really wishes she could but, I’m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?
That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.
Ruby says it’s been a business doing pleasure with you.
Sonia has found love in Facebook. She is from Bangladesh and “vhan day vill reesh amehica”.
Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there.
Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.
Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.
47% of all statistics are worthless.
James is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.
I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.
Rob is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?
Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.
Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’
Sean is going to drink wet cement and get really stoned.