Facebook Status Quotes - Page 2
Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feels on a wall.
Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.
…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.
Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.
As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.
Single isn’t a status. It’s a word that describes a person who is strong enough to enjoy life without having to depend on someone else.
I’ve officially been diagnosed with OFCD (Obsessive facebook checking disorder). I have also been told that I am beyond cure. Please pray for me.
No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!
Got a new job with the local hostage negotiators and tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it.
Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?
I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.
I should change my name to No One, that way when I request you as a friend it will say “No One wants to be your friend”.
Single doesn’t always mean lonely and relationship doesn’t always mean happy.