Facebook Status Quotes - Page 2
Trust me I am a liar.
Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in the face.
I’m wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do!
Who needs TV we got Facebook DRAMA.
If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.
Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.
Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feels on a wall.
Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.
I know that I am beautiful, looking is enough but staring is too much.
Not a Facebook fantasy
Quit acting like someone else.
Don’t piss me off then tell me to calm down, that’s like stabbing someone and then asking why they’re bleeding.
So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.
My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.
I’m cle’a[ni.ng m'y' ke]yb36oa;rd.
I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.
Rob is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?
Sean is going to drink wet cement and get really stoned.
Jack will update his Facebook status for money!
Linda notices that nobody ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.
Sandy really wishes she could but, My panty hose sprung a leak.
Who says I’m not in shape? Round’s a shape, isn’t it?
Ian just found out that they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary!
Sometimes I wish life had subtitles (and in a big font)!
Jessie took the “Are you spending too much time on Facebook” quiz and the result is “No – You should spend much more time”. Jessie shot the computer.
Cleo really wishes she could but, I’m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.