Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines
I lost the angel for my christmas tree…could you fill its place?
Anti-Pick Up Lines:
He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, I’d rather have the money.
He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.
He: Go on. Don’t be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay. Go out.
He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?
He: Shall we go see a movie?
She: I have already seen it.
He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you.
He: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Most pictures may be worth a thousand words, but a picture of you needs only one! Wow!
Hey excuse me I think you droped this
what is it
You’re lips are like vodka, and I want to get wasted.
I just ate some Skittles.
Wanna taste the rainbow?
You tripped me, and I fell, but you didn’t care enough to catch me
One reason God created time was so that I could spend mine with you
I’ve found this new disease, it’s called LOVE. I know its contagious ’cause you gave it to me.
Can I have a bandage because I just scrapped my knee falling for you.