Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines - Page 5

Girl: “Why do you keep following me?!”
Boy: “Because when I was little, my mom told me to follow my dreams.”

Submitted by: petat

Most pictures may be worth a thousand words, but a picture of you needs only one! Wow!

Submitted by: Devin Jackson

Anti-Pick Up Lines:

He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, I’d rather have the money.

He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.

He: Go on. Don’t be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay. Go out.

He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?

He: Shall we go see a movie?
She: I have already seen it.

He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you.

He: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Hey excuse me I think you droped this
what is it
my number

Submitted by: trailena

You’re lips are like vodka, and I want to get wasted.

Submitted by: nicole

I just ate some Skittles.
Wanna taste the rainbow?

Submitted by: Taste The Rainbow

You tripped me, and I fell, but you didn’t care enough to catch me

Submitted by: Shelby

I’ve found this new disease, it’s called LOVE. I know its contagious ’cause you gave it to me.

One reason God created time was so that I could spend mine with you

Submitted by: Anup

Can I have a bandage because I just scrapped my knee falling for you.

Submitted by: Megildur
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