Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines - Page 8
Do you have a banana in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me?
Do your parents work in a sugar farm?
because you’re sweet..
You are arrested for being so cute.
Excuse me, but I dropped my drink when I saw you across the room and it hit my foot, so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Lets flip a coin! Heads, you’re mine; Tails, I’m yours.
Hey do you have an extra breath? Cos you just took mine away.
Can I take a photo?. . . So I can prove to all my friends angels actually do exist!
Good thing I brought my library ticket with me, cause I am checking you out!!
I flirt occasionally … And that occasion is daily.
Your so hot, that I couldn’t tell that it was the middle of winter.
God Made Mud, God Made Dirt, God Made Boys, So Girls Can Flirt!
If it wasn’t because of the sun, you would’ve been the hottest! ;)
I noticed you noticing me, so I decided to put you on notice that I noticed you too.
BOY: Can I know your name please?
BOY: Pardon me, I forgot, angels don’t have names…only beautiful faces,right?
Don’t be scared if a big fat man comes in to your room and stuffs you in a bag… I told Santa I want you for Christmas!!!
Me: Sorry…I just came to this country…Do you know what number I have to press to call a cop?
Me: …and how about if I wanna call you?
I’m going to Alaska you wanna come…cos you’re so hot you’ll keep me warm.
Hey baby you’re so hot you’re making me sweat.
I like the way you walk when you’re walking my way.
Over the phone:
Boy: I don’t know what to talk about
Girl: me either
Boy: than let’s talk about how beautiful you are
I lost my teddy bear… Will you be my teddy bear?
Flirt wisely just remember she doesn’t care for your money, she doesn’t care for your looks, (yeah I know girls are illogical) but what she wants is your Tiny Jokes that make her Smile and the Body language that pleads your confidence…But by all means Don’t Stare.
Are you an overdue library book cos you have fine all over.
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
How to backfire flirting to let the guy know to get the hell away:
Boy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.
Boy: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
Girl: Yes- that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: I’d go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Then you can start by going through the door.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.
Man: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: OK, get out.
Man:I think I could make you very happy.
Woman:Why? Are you leaving?
Man:What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.