Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines - Page 8

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There are 20 angels in this world:
10 are playing,
9 are sleeping,
and the last one is right before my eyes.

Submitted by: infinite510
35

Girl if god made anything prettier than you I’m sure he kept it for himself.

Submitted by: mkk
35

Not every bird could dance but a peacock did it.
Not enery flower could bring love but a rose did it.
Not every one coul reach my heart but you did it.

Submitted by: damie
96

Babe, you fell from haven!
(If she ignores you)
Add: Too bad you smashed your face!

Submitted by: Lover
68

Boy: Do you like water?
Girl: Yes
Boy: Then you like 80% of my body

Submitted by: TeamJacob
60

*While talking on the phone*
Male to female* “I’mm sorry, I can’t accept long distance calls”
Female to male* “What do you mean?”
Male to female* “Well, heaven is a long way from here, and I figured I was talking to an angel”

Submitted by: jhype
52

There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

Submitted by: yasi
27

Hey excuse me I think you droped this
what is it
my number

Submitted by: trailena
80

I think heaven lost an angel

Submitted by: Geddouus
55

You can fall from the sky and you can fall form a tree but baby the best way to fall is in love with me!

Submitted by: amisniccoleee
122

Oh, so YOU’RE the reason why Al Gore’s been going on about Global Warming.
– – – – – –
Boy: Do you wear contacts
Girl: (“Yes” or “No” or “DUH are you stupid? I’m wearing glasses”)
Boy: Are you sure? let me see…
(long time later)
Girl: Dude, you can stop staring now.
Boy: Sorry. Can’t. I’m lost. And I don’t really care to find my way back.

Submitted by: Sahil
56

I love you more than a game of squash.
I love you more than my car.
No offense, but my last name goes better with your first name than yours does. Why don’t you give it a try?

Submitted by: Sahil
112

Knock! Knock!
may I come into your world??
I bring no flowers and gifts but wishes to keep U fresh, prayers to keep you healthy and love to keep you smiling. :)

Submitted by: Jeannine
43

Because of you my reality is better than my dreams.

Submitted by: j love
65

Would you please empty your pockets… I think you just stole my heart? <3

Submitted by: hunney
123

I got hit on with this line…
boy: You look familiar, what is your name?
girl: funny I’ve never seen you before
boy: yea you have
girl: Where??
boy: in my dreams

Submitted by: tori_marisa
43

BOY:Do you have a PEN?
Girl: yeah
BOY: Oh.. Its out of ink!
Girl: what? you’re kidding, it works!
Boy: It doesn’t work! well, you try.. Go, right your cell phone number here.

Submitted by: Genniebabes
63

I lost my number. Can I have yours?

Submitted by: Rashard Jones
49

Let me check your tag, just what I thought, made in heaven.

Submitted by: Tiffany
40

Out of all of God’s creations, his best work was you.

Submitted by: dez
85

You must be a robber cuz you stole my heart<333

Submitted by: Name (required) teehee
67

Priests made me beleive in God,
Hippies made me beleive in Tofu,
Environmentalist made me beleive in Global Warming,
Magicians made me beleive in magic,
And you made me beleive in Love at First Sight.
So Thank You! :)

Submitted by: Jason
90

Excuse me sweetheart, I need directions… (where?) “to your heart”

Submitted by: L-boogie
60

Looks like heaven has finally answered my prayers.

Submitted by: Paul
99

Do you work at a candy store because I’ve never met someone so sweet.

Submitted by: Paul
57

You look so beautiful …You make me forget my Pick up line !! =- )

Submitted by: Dhanush
70

Do you have a map? cuz im lost in your eyez

Submitted by: Az
131

Dang girl!!!
– What?-
Everytime I look at you I have to put sunglasses on cuz you shine so bright you put the sun out of business!!!

Submitted by: George Davis(Creature)
103

Have I died and gone to heaven?
– No why?-
Because I just saw my first angel!!!

Submitted by: George Davis (Creature)
4

I don’t know much about algebra but what I do know is you plus me equals forever.

Submitted by: Luis

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