Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines - Page 8
There are 20 angels in this world:
10 are playing,
9 are sleeping,
and the last one is right before my eyes.
Girl if god made anything prettier than you I’m sure he kept it for himself.
Not every bird could dance but a peacock did it.
Not enery flower could bring love but a rose did it.
Not every one coul reach my heart but you did it.
Babe, you fell from haven!
(If she ignores you)
Add: Too bad you smashed your face!
Boy: Do you like water?
Boy: Then you like 80% of my body
*While talking on the phone*
Male to female* “I’mm sorry, I can’t accept long distance calls”
Female to male* “What do you mean?”
Male to female* “Well, heaven is a long way from here, and I figured I was talking to an angel”
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
Hey excuse me I think you droped this
what is it
I think heaven lost an angel
You can fall from the sky and you can fall form a tree but baby the best way to fall is in love with me!
Oh, so YOU’RE the reason why Al Gore’s been going on about Global Warming.
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Boy: Do you wear contacts
Girl: (“Yes” or “No” or “DUH are you stupid? I’m wearing glasses”)
Boy: Are you sure? let me see…
(long time later)
Girl: Dude, you can stop staring now.
Boy: Sorry. Can’t. I’m lost. And I don’t really care to find my way back.
I love you more than a game of squash.
I love you more than my car.
No offense, but my last name goes better with your first name than yours does. Why don’t you give it a try?
may I come into your world??
I bring no flowers and gifts but wishes to keep U fresh, prayers to keep you healthy and love to keep you smiling. :)
Because of you my reality is better than my dreams.
Would you please empty your pockets… I think you just stole my heart? <3
I got hit on with this line…
boy: You look familiar, what is your name?
girl: funny I’ve never seen you before
boy: yea you have
boy: in my dreams
BOY:Do you have a PEN?
BOY: Oh.. Its out of ink!
Girl: what? you’re kidding, it works!
Boy: It doesn’t work! well, you try.. Go, right your cell phone number here.
I lost my number. Can I have yours?
Let me check your tag, just what I thought, made in heaven.
Out of all of God’s creations, his best work was you.
You must be a robber cuz you stole my heart<333
Priests made me beleive in God,
Hippies made me beleive in Tofu,
Environmentalist made me beleive in Global Warming,
Magicians made me beleive in magic,
And you made me beleive in Love at First Sight.
So Thank You! :)
Excuse me sweetheart, I need directions… (where?) “to your heart”
Looks like heaven has finally answered my prayers.
Do you work at a candy store because I’ve never met someone so sweet.
You look so beautiful …You make me forget my Pick up line !! =- )
Do you have a map? cuz im lost in your eyez
Everytime I look at you I have to put sunglasses on cuz you shine so bright you put the sun out of business!!!
Have I died and gone to heaven?
– No why?-
Because I just saw my first angel!!!
I don’t know much about algebra but what I do know is you plus me equals forever.