Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

I would so much enjoy the ticking of the clock than you telling the most important story of your life.

Submitted by: pearlie

I’ve always checked the Guinness book of records with the hope of seeing your name as the greatest fool of all time. Don’t worry pal you’ll soon be noticed.

Submitted by: pearlie

I see your point, but I still think you’re an idiot.

Submitted by: Fred

How can I insult you, your existence has done it all.

Submitted by: suleman tobi

If you enter a competition of ugliest person alive, judges would probably say “Sorry no professionals”.

Submitted by: Masindi chisevhe

Girl 1: I saw you on TV last night
Girl 2: Oh really what channel.
Girl 1: The animal channel.

Submitted by: khalia

There’s Photoshop, auto tune, & plastic surgery. Too bad there’s nothing for your ugly personality.

I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.

I’m not saying you’re ugly, I’m just saying you’re about 8 beers away from being my type.

If ugliness was measured in bricks, you would be the great wall of China.

Cool story bro, wanna hear mine, its a fairytale, once upon a time nobody gave a sh*t about what you said.

Submitted by: Dwayne

Your beautician should be having the toughest job in the world.

Submitted by: avi

Don’t give up, girl! Keep chasing him! But I guess he runs away because you have a beautiful face in ugly people’s point of view.

Submitted by: Erza

You’re so ugly that on Halloween you don’t even have to dress up.

Submitted by: lillyan

Don’t feel special, I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.

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