Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Girl 1: I saw you on TV last night
Girl 2: Oh really what channel.
Girl 1: The animal channel.

Submitted by: khalia

There’s Photoshop, auto tune, & plastic surgery. Too bad there’s nothing for your ugly personality.

I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.

I’m not saying you’re ugly, I’m just saying you’re about 8 beers away from being my type.

If ugliness was measured in bricks, you would be the great wall of China.

Cool story bro, wanna hear mine, its a fairytale, once upon a time nobody gave a sh*t about what you said.

Submitted by: Dwayne

Your beautician should be having the toughest job in the world.

Submitted by: avi

Don’t give up, girl! Keep chasing him! But I guess he runs away because you have a beautiful face in ugly people’s point of view.

Submitted by: Erza

You’re so ugly that on Halloween you don’t even have to dress up.

Submitted by: lillyan

Don’t feel special, I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.

If I had a gun with two bullets and I was with Hitler, bin laden and you, I would shoot you twice.

Submitted by: Krishna das

“I want to thank you for your obviously deeply considered and articulate comments. With that said, I don’t give a particular damn”.

Submitted by: Michael

I can remove 99% of your “beauty” with a baby wipe.

Submitted by: Sophiegotdemskills

If I had a hundred dollars for everything stupid you say, I’d be rich. Like. Stupid rich.

Submitted by: Bailey

Here suck on a lemon they’re not as bitter. :D

Submitted by: TracyT

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