Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

You are so ugly that when you were born, God left this planet.

Submitted by: Sneh

You’re the worst joke ever made.

Submitted by: Aleem DK

Don’t bother being smart, do what you do best : being stupid!

Submitted by: Aleem Dk

I would so much enjoy the ticking of the clock than you telling the most important story of your life.

Submitted by: pearlie

I’ve always checked the Guinness book of records with the hope of seeing your name as the greatest fool of all time. Don’t worry pal you’ll soon be noticed.

Submitted by: pearlie

I see your point, but I still think you’re an idiot.

Submitted by: Fred

How can I insult you, your existence has done it all.

Submitted by: suleman tobi

If you enter a competition of ugliest person alive, judges would probably say “Sorry no professionals”.

Submitted by: Masindi chisevhe

Girl 1: I saw you on TV last night
Girl 2: Oh really what channel.
Girl 1: The animal channel.

Submitted by: khalia

There’s Photoshop, auto tune, & plastic surgery. Too bad there’s nothing for your ugly personality.

I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.

I’m not saying you’re ugly, I’m just saying you’re about 8 beers away from being my type.

If ugliness was measured in bricks, you would be the great wall of China.

Cool story bro, wanna hear mine, its a fairytale, once upon a time nobody gave a sh*t about what you said.

Submitted by: Dwayne

Your beautician should be having the toughest job in the world.

Submitted by: avi

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