Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
I don’t believe in plastic surgery, But in your case, Go ahead.
Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
People say that laughter is the best medicine…your face must be curing the world!
That is the ugliest top I’ve ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.
I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
You’d be in good shape…if you ran as much as your mouth.
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, its because you’re both heading in the same direction.
You are not useless because you can still be used as a bad example.
Police pulls over a speeding car; COP: I’ve been waiting for you all day. DRIVER: Yeah well I got here as fast as I could.
I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed. “Don’t make me hit you again!” “You’re going to hit me again? No, don’t do that! I might not survive!” Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today? I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable. “I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”
Oh… I didn’t tell you… Then it must be none of your business.
I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane…
Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.
Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever.
Sure I’ll help you out…the same way you came in.
You go girl! And don’t come back.
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