Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

Submitted by: =)=)=)=) on November 29, 2013

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
Steven Wright

Submitted by: Jinny on June 12, 2009

I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Go ahead.

Submitted by: Bubbles on September 25, 2013

Silence is golden.
duct tape is silver.

Submitted by: tiaa. on January 23, 2009

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.

Submitted by: Maximum_Ride_Beth on September 3, 2008

People say that laughter is the best medicine…
your face must be curing the world!

Submitted by: sarcasticness on March 9, 2009

Violence won’t solve anything…But it sure makes me feel good.

Submitted by: Shawnelly on June 19, 2008

Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

Submitted by: katx. on September 19, 2013

You go girl! And don’t come back.

Submitted by: Hanni on February 15, 2009

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.

Submitted by: katsumi on July 14, 2008

I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?

Submitted by: Franzeska on January 15, 2009

That is the ugliest top Ive ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.

Submitted by: Robina on September 11, 2008

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Submitted by: jia-di on November 9, 2008

Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems

Submitted by: hachi"s girl on December 14, 2008

If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, its because you’re both heading in the same direction.

Submitted by: Rhyza on January 31, 2009

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