Sarcastic Quotes, Sarcasm Sayings

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
– Steven Wright

I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Go ahead.

Silence is golden.
duct tape is silver.

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.

People say that laughter is the best medicine…
your face must be curing the world!

Violence won’t solve anything…But it sure makes me feel good.

Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

You go girl! And don’t come back.

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.

I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?

That is the ugliest top Ive ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems

If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, its because you’re both heading in the same direction.