Laziness Quotes, Sayings about Procrastination - Page 2
I’m not a procrastinator. I’m just extremely productive at unimportant things.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
– Mark Twain
I’m not sure what is worse, a closed mind or a closed book.
– Anthony Liccione
Our minds are lazier than our bodies.
For all you procrastinators out there, I’d like to meet with you to discuss this problem. I’m not sure when or where – but I’ll get back with you.
A lazy man’s best day is tomorrow.
To an active mind, indolence is more painful than labor.
– Edward Gibbon
I never run with scissors.
Those last two words were unnecessary.
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
– Paul Terry
Do it now. Sometimes “later” becomes “never”.
I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.
I’d rather beat my remote to make it work than change the batteries.
My parents used to be happy when I took naps but now they think I’m lazy.
I was trained to turn loneliness into laziness.
– Bill Callahan
Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction.
– Anne Frank
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life.
Sometimes I do smart things. Sometimes I do dumb things. Most of the time I don’t do anything.
– Gorilla Rising Hintz
No. I am not lazy, I am just very protective of my seat.
“Mom, make me some food ?”
“Get it yourself.”
“Never mind, I’m not hungry…”
I love sleeping in but I hate feeling like I just wasted my day.
Inspiration is a guest that does not willingly visit the lazy.
– Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
There’s nothing more comfortable than sleeping while someone else gets ready for work.
I’d do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
The lazier a man is today, the more he plans to do tomorrow.
– Habeeb Akande