Sex Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex cos you don’t want that late text… that I think I’m late text.

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Dirty: Not all sex is great. It certainly has its’ ups and downs.

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Sex without love is like food without taste.

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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin

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I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Woody Allen

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Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I’m sick I have sex with my wife, try it. Later Chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!

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The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom.

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Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.
Woody Allen

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Sex is the consolation you have when you can’t have love.
– Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez

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They say you shouldn’t lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you’ve ever had sex, and your mom is right there, you’re gonna say no.

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Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.


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