Sex without love is like food without taste.
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. – Rita Rudner
A real man is one who can have fun with you, without being sexual.
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp. – Joan Rivers
Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re f****d.
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances. – Suze Orman
Since sex got easier to get. Love got harder to find.
Shy on the streets, sexy on the sheets!
If you’re man enough to knock her up…then, you better be man enough to support the child.
My sex life is like a Ferrari…I don’t have a Ferrari.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at. – Jimmy Demaret
Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast. – Woody Allen
Sex is of real interest to every human being and so why gloss over it, and it’s fun, it’s interesting, it has so many dimensions. – Khushwant Singh
Men are like keys, they’ll twist you until you open.
Sex is a two-way treat. – Franklin P. Jones
You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither. – Steve Martin
Sex is like high school…you miss a period and you’re in trouble.
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it. – Woody Allen
Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.
The best cure for a headache is good sex.
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