Sex without love is like food without taste.
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
– Rita Rudner
Since sex got easier to get. Love got harder to find.
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.
– Joan Rivers
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman
Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re f****d.
A real man is one who can have fun with you, without being sexual.
My sex life is like a Ferrari…I don’t have a Ferrari.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
– Jimmy Demaret
Sex is like high school…you miss a period and you’re in trouble.
You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
– Steve Martin
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
– Woody Allen
I don’t know why they call it a Walk of shame. You just had sex last night and now everyone knows it. Sounds like a Walk of Win to me.
The best cure for a headache is good sex.
Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.
Love is the cure to all diseases but sex is the only cure to a broken heart.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it’s pretty damn good.
– Woody Allen
Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
– Robert Byrne
If you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a “Bang”.
The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom.