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I’m not dumb, I just think less to avoid all the headaches.

Submitted by: Shaneel Anand

School for 12 years, college for 4 more years, then you work until you die. Cool.

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I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.

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Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Animals need to eat. But so do we.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Monday again?
Seriously though, I cannot keep doing this every week!

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Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy everything else.

It is better to be rich & miserable than poor & miserable.

My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain so I could be a vegetarian.

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The pen may be mightier than the sword…but no one in braveheart carried one.

Submitted by: M.J. McGuire

Hitch your wagon to a star…but not a supernova.
– M.J. McGuire

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Submitted by: M.J. McGuire

The early bird gets the word. The worm gets his head chewed off by a sharp beak with serrated edges.
– M.J. McGuire

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Submitted by: M.J. McGuire
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