Short Funny Quotes

Behind a successful student, there is a good teacher.
But behind a failed student…..

A beautiful teacher !!!

They gave me the questions which I don’t know,
So I wrote answers which they don’t know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.

Acne: Oh you have a date coming up?

Let me invite some of my friends

When the biggest pimple in the history of pimples decides to show up on picture day.
Thanks for coming out on photo day, my beloved pimple.

If you fall I’ll be there to catch you.
– Floor.

Submitted by: John

Whenever you’re talking to someone who is really attractive, the odds of you doing something stupid are multiplied by 1000.

Do something good, no one sees it…Do something embarrassing, everyone sees it…

Have you ever noticed how parents can go from the most wonderful people in the world to totally embarrassing in three seconds?

We should have a way of telling people they have bad breath without hurting their feelings. “Well, I’m bored. Let’s go brush our teeth.” Or, “I’ve got to make a phone call. Hold this gum in your mouth.”

There are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere: “Hold my purse.”

A woman broke up with me, and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution? I sent them to her dad.

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady.
– Wilson Mizner

The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
– George Jessel

The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional to the embarrassment he can tolerate.
– Douglas Engelbart

Dear Diet, things just aren’t going to work out between us. It’s not me it’s you. You are tasteless and boring and I can’t stop cheating on you.

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