Children Quotes and Sayings

DON’T HIT KIDS!!!
No, seriously, they have guns now.

When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.

I will love you forever and beyond, and I promise to guide you, even when I am gone. A mother’s love never dies.

It’s better to prepare a child than to repair an adult.

Parents always give, they give even what they do not have.

The beauty that surrounds me is absolutely breathtaking…it’s the faces of my children.

Your child will follow your example, not your advice.

My promise to my kid: I am not your friend, I am your parent. I will stalk you, flip out on you, lecture you, drive you insane, be your worst nightmare & hunt you down like a bloodhound when needed because I LOVE YOU! When you understand that, I will know you are a responsible adult. You will NEVER find someone who loves, prays, cares & worries about you more than I do.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.
– Jesse Jackson

Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
– Robert Orben

Every child is a blessing from heaven!

Remember this: the way you treat your mother, that’s the way your children later in life would treat you.

There are some things children cannot know, because once they learn them they are no longer children.
– Ashleigh Brilliant

When I approach a child, I have two thoughts; affection for what he is today, and respect for what he can become.

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.
– Albert Einstein

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
– Clarence Darrow

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
– Franklin P. Jones

Children will not remember you for the material things you provided but for the feeling that you cherished them.
– Richard L. Evans

Don’t handicap your children by making their lives easy.
– Robert A. Heinlein

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.
– Harold Hulbert

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
– Abigail Van Buren

Children are great imitators. So give them something great to imitate.

Today’s children are tomorrows citizens.

Please excuse the mess…the children are making memories.

I know my child is a leader! Because she leaves a trail through the house for all to follow.

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.
– Dr. Haim Ginott

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person’s character lies in their own hands.
– Anne Frank

I am fond of children – except boys
– Lewis Carroll

A child miseducated is a child lost.
– John F Kennedy

My feeling of responsibility for the safety and well-being of my children is so strong, that should an asteroid threaten to wipe out all life on earth, I would still hold myself responsible for their fate.
– Boghos L. Artinian