Children Quotes and Sayings

DON’T HIT KIDS!!!
No, seriously, they have guns now.

When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.

I will love you forever and beyond, and I promise to guide you, even when I am gone. A mother’s love never dies.

It’s better to prepare a child than to repair an adult.

Parents always give, they give even what they do not have.

The beauty that surrounds me is absolutely breathtaking…it’s the faces of my children.

Your child will follow your example, not your advice.

My promise to my kid: I am not your friend, I am your parent. I will stalk you, flip out on you, lecture you, drive you insane, be your worst nightmare & hunt you down like a bloodhound when needed because I LOVE YOU! When you understand that, I will know you are a responsible adult. You will NEVER find someone who loves, prays, cares & worries about you more than I do.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.
– Jesse Jackson

Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
– Robert Orben

Every child is a blessing from heaven!

Remember this: the way you treat your mother, that’s the way your children later in life would treat you.

There are some things children cannot know, because once they learn them they are no longer children.
– Ashleigh Brilliant

When I approach a child, I have two thoughts; affection for what he is today, and respect for what he can become.

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.
– Albert Einstein