Smoking Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
Like a person is not a thief until he is caught, Smoking was only harmful to the person who died of smoking.
Smoking is bad, but you can die in a car wreck too.
I can’t stand all those sad stories from people who died of cancer while smoking. My grandfather turned 81 and he smoked for about 65 years. Never had any diseases or anything, besides.. Nowadays you’ll get cancer from anything! I know it’s horrible if you lose someone who actually has cancer but we can’t quite help it. So excuse me, I’m going for a smoke…
A great chain smoker has only three wishes
Smoking reduces weight……one lung at a time!
Smokers are the kindest people ever… Untill they have no smokes…
Good smoker is a good kisser:)
My doctor asked me how much I smoked, I told him just enough to stay addicted.
If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy.
Smoking and getting caught by your father is injurious to health…!!
It’s been proven that 100% of people that smoke die…it’s also been proven that 100% of people that don’t smoke die too.
Smoke or not, you die anyway.
I hate cigarettes and thank God I did quit! When I smoked I said..
“I always say NO to cigarettes.. But cigarettes don’t speak English”
So I decided to ignore it and leave it alone, instead of learning Cancer language
What’s worse than a smoker with an attitude ? An enraged non- smoker!!!!
Harassing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!!
I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
To know more about LUNG cancer….keep SMOKING !!
I always think about quitting smoking .. But what to do … To think I need to smoke ..
No seriously, this is my last one.
I really hate cigarettes. Whenever I see one, I lit it up.
I can’t think of cooler ways to die.
Don’t ever hate smokers because its them due to whom thousands get their daily bread.
Be nice to the people who smoke cigarette, any cigarette might be their last cigarette.
Cancer cures smoking.
If you are going to try the cigarette once in your life then please think about it again because cigarette will try rest of your life.
A Smoke a day keeps the stress away!
Why do so many people care, its not their live its the smoker’s live. Personally I enjoy smoking my Hookah, Pipe or Blunt … Or all together.
And if you haven’t notice, smokers are mostly the nicest calmest and nicest people.
I only smoke when I drink, I’m down to two packs a day!
A cigarette a day keeps the doctor in pay!
I never went to High School, but I went to school high.
Cigarettes never hurt anyone, the trouble starts when you light them.
Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.
The best way to quit smoking is to keep wet cigarettes.
Just pass the bong, smoking is no big deal it makes you lose weight.
Smoking is an expensive way to kill yourself…
I know of a woman that was a smoker, she got brain cancer and she could barely speak well enough to say, Don’t ever smoke. How sad :(
My grandpa got alzheimer’s disease from smoking ( which ultimately lead to his death :(
I had a aunt that worked at a restaurant for several years, she was constantly breathing in cigarette smoke, then at the age of 37 she died from cancer. Leaving behind a husband and 4 young children. If you think smoking is a joke ask my cousins how they liked growing up without their mom, not as funny as you think.
I could tell you more stories but I won’t take your time.
I realize smoking is an addiction, please get the help you need before it’s to late.
May you win the battle for your life.
Smokers don’t grow old…they die young…
The Higher I Get, The Closer To Heaven I’ll Be.
I would quit smoking, but nobody likes a quitter
Smoking is like getting burned inside but you can never feel it
“I knew a man who quit smoking, drinking and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself!”
“I’ve never heard of anyone smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What’s wrong with that?”
Whenever I think to quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.