Smoking Quotes and Sayings

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant on February 23, 2013

Smoking helps in losing weight, one lung at a time.

Submitted by: AAMIR on April 9, 2009

Smokers don’t grow old…they die young…

Submitted by: jamz on September 7, 2009

A cigarette a day keeps the doctor in pay!

Submitted by: eajjw99 on November 16, 2009

Why Drink and Drive…??
When you can Smoke n Fly…
Dont hate Smoker…every cigarette might be their last…

Submitted by: Ashes on March 22, 2009

Thousands of people stop smoking a day – by dying from it.

Submitted by: Jazzie on April 13, 2013

The best way to quit is to never start.

Submitted by: burke on September 25, 2013

Can’t we all just get along…And may be even pass a bong…

Submitted by: Joel on January 28, 2009

Fake coughing in front of smokers just to make them feel guilty!

I never went to High School, but I went to school high.

Submitted by: Slick on November 15, 2009

Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak, sometimes it means you are strong enough and smart enough to let go.


Kissing a person who smokes is like licking an ashtray.

Submitted by: Andy B on January 25, 2013

Smoking is like cutting onions…it affects you and the people beside you.

Submitted by: sahil on November 10, 2012

It’s been proven that 100% of people that smoke die…it’s also been proven that 100% of people that don’t smoke die too.

Submitted by: blake on November 18, 2010

Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.

Submitted by: Gaby Cruz on November 4, 2009

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