Smoking Quotes and Sayings

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant on February 23, 2013

Smokers don’t grow old…they die young…

Submitted by: jamz on September 7, 2009

Smoking helps in losing weight, one lung at a time.

Submitted by: AAMIR on April 9, 2009

Why Drink and Drive…??
When you can Smoke n Fly…
Dont hate Smoker…every cigarette might be their last…

Submitted by: Ashes on March 22, 2009

A cigarette a day keeps the doctor in pay!

Submitted by: eajjw99 on November 16, 2009

Thousands of people stop smoking a day – by dying from it.

Submitted by: Jazzie on April 13, 2013

The best way to quit is to never start.

Submitted by: burke on September 25, 2013

Fake coughing in front of smokers just to make them feel guilty!

Can’t we all just get along…And may be even pass a bong…

Submitted by: Joel on January 28, 2009

Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak, sometimes it means you are strong enough and smart enough to let go.

I never went to High School, but I went to school high.

Submitted by: Slick on November 15, 2009

Kissing a person who smokes is like licking an ashtray.

Submitted by: Andy B on January 25, 2013

It’s been proven that 100% of people that smoke die…it’s also been proven that 100% of people that don’t smoke die too.

Submitted by: blake on November 18, 2010

Smoking is like cutting onions…it affects you and the people beside you.

Submitted by: sahil on November 10, 2012

Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.

Submitted by: Gaby Cruz on November 4, 2009

If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy.

Submitted by: Muhammad Ashfaq on February 8, 2011

Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suicide.

Cancer cures smoking.

Submitted by: mallikarjun on January 16, 2010

It is easier to stay out than get out.
Mark Twain

Smoking answers the existential question: how you are going to die.

Submitted by: Charles Hsieh on November 26, 2013

Whenever I think to quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.

Submitted by: Pavan Kumar on May 18, 2009

Love and smoking are the same things.
Both of them hurt us on leaving.

Submitted by: Hasan Al Mamun on September 24, 2012

When you smoke the weed, it reveals you to yourself.
– Bob Marley… A true legend

Submitted by: Lila on May 4, 2009

It ruins your life,
Her life,
And their lives.

Submitted by: morgan on September 16, 2013

Smoke a pound a day…and fly high and say…weed is the only way.

Submitted by: greig on February 3, 2009

Stop smoking!
Did you know that each cigarette shortens your life by approx. 12 minutes?

Submitted by: Rachel on July 19, 2012

To know more about LUNG cancer….keep SMOKING !!

Submitted by: arun on July 31, 2010

I really hate cigarettes. Whenever I see one, I lit it up.

Submitted by: pied piper on May 26, 2010

If you’re thinking about smoking think again.

Submitted by: goverment on July 4, 2012

Cigarette packets and love both are same. . . The only difference between them is that, at least cigarettes packets comes with a warning.

Submitted by: Benjamin Gabriel. on December 1, 2012

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