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Smokers don’t grow old…they die young…

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Smoking helps in losing weight, one lung at a time.

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Why Drink and Drive…??
When you can Smoke n Fly…

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The best way to quit is to never start.

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A cigarette a day keeps the doctor in pay!

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Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak, sometimes it means you are strong enough and smart enough to let go.

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Thousands of people stop smoking a day – by dying from it.

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Fake coughing in front of smokers just to make them feel guilty!

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Can’t we all just get along…And may be even pass a bong…

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I never went to High School, but I went to school high.

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Kissing a person who smokes is like licking an ashtray.

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I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

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Love and smoking are the same things.
Both of them hurt us on leaving.

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It’s been proven that 100% of people that smoke die…it’s also been proven that 100% of people that don’t smoke die too.

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Smoking is like cutting onions…it affects you and the people beside you.

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Cigarettes never hurt anyone, the trouble starts when you light them.

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If you’re thinking about smoking think again.

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Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suicide.

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Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.

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Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.

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