Smoking Quotes and Sayings

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant on February 23, 2013

Smokers don’t grow old…they die young…

Submitted by: jamz on September 7, 2009

Smoking helps in losing weight, one lung at a time.

Submitted by: AAMIR on April 9, 2009

Why Drink and Drive…??
When you can Smoke n Fly…
Dont hate Smoker…every cigarette might be their last…

Submitted by: Ashes on March 22, 2009

A cigarette a day keeps the doctor in pay!

Submitted by: eajjw99 on November 16, 2009

Thousands of people stop smoking a day – by dying from it.

Submitted by: Jazzie on April 13, 2013

The best way to quit is to never start.

Submitted by: burke on September 25, 2013

Can’t we all just get along…And may be even pass a bong…

Submitted by: Joel on January 28, 2009

Fake coughing in front of smokers just to make them feel guilty!

Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak, sometimes it means you are strong enough and smart enough to let go.

I never went to High School, but I went to school high.

Submitted by: Slick on November 15, 2009

Kissing a person who smokes is like licking an ashtray.

Submitted by: Andy B on January 25, 2013

It’s been proven that 100% of people that smoke die…it’s also been proven that 100% of people that don’t smoke die too.

Submitted by: blake on November 18, 2010

Smoking is like cutting onions…it affects you and the people beside you.

Submitted by: sahil on November 10, 2012

Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.

Submitted by: Gaby Cruz on November 4, 2009

If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy.

Submitted by: Muhammad Ashfaq on February 8, 2011

Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suicide.

Cancer cures smoking.

Submitted by: mallikarjun on January 16, 2010

Smoking answers the existential question: how you are going to die.

Submitted by: Charles Hsieh on November 26, 2013

It is easier to stay out than get out.
Mark Twain

Whenever I think to quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.

Submitted by: Pavan Kumar on May 18, 2009

It ruins your life,
Her life,
And their lives.

Submitted by: morgan on September 16, 2013

When you smoke the weed, it reveals you to yourself.
– Bob Marley… A true legend

Submitted by: Lila on May 4, 2009

Smoke a pound a day…and fly high and say…weed is the only way.

Submitted by: greig on February 3, 2009

Stop smoking!
Did you know that each cigarette shortens your life by approx. 12 minutes?

Submitted by: Rachel on July 19, 2012

Love and smoking are the same things.
Both of them hurt us on leaving.

Submitted by: Hasan Al Mamun on September 24, 2012

To know more about LUNG cancer….keep SMOKING !!

Submitted by: arun on July 31, 2010

I really hate cigarettes. Whenever I see one, I lit it up.

Submitted by: pied piper on May 26, 2010

Cigarette packets and love both are same. . . The only difference between them is that, at least cigarettes packets comes with a warning.

Submitted by: Benjamin Gabriel. on December 1, 2012

If you’re thinking about smoking think again.

Submitted by: goverment on July 4, 2012

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