T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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The more people I meet….the better I like my dog.
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person…think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
Do I look like a grocery item to you…You keep checking me out.
Looking for a perfect gal??……Go buy a barbie.

Submitted by: zhishuwa

…and:
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver”
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three
We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering
Whoever said nothing’s impossiable never tried slamming a revolving door
My shirt has words on it
I’m not a pyromainiac, I just like to set things on fire

Submitted by: N E O

This T- Shirt turns green in front of Morons

Submitted by: devanshi

There are two rules in life.
1. Never give out all of the information.

T-Shirt Quote: There are two rules in life. 1....

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I come with my own background music!!

Submitted by: Ellen

I didn’t lose my mind. I sold it on ebay!

Submitted by: Milly

Save the earth – it’s the only planet that has chocolate.
I’ll be nicer if you’ll be smarter.
I’ll be nicer if you give me chocolate.
My face is up here ^
Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?
If you are reading this shirt, then phase one of my evil plan is complete.
If you can read this shirt, you are standing way too close to me.
(font is really small, so you have to step forward to read it)
The best thing about this shirt is that by the time you finish reading it, you realize you just wasted ten seconds of your life.

Submitted by: strawberryblondey

It hurts, when you have someone in your heart, but you can’t have them in your arms.

Submitted by: crapydoo

“Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See back for answer)
Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See front for answer)”
“Yah. I’m that hot.”
“Yes, I’m free Saturday. No, I will not go out with you.”
“Because I said so”
“You’re so cute it’s stupid.”

Submitted by: KousekiDokuro

Who says nothing is impossible..I’ve been doing nothing for years

Submitted by: Taher

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