T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but no- one wants to die.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Basically I rock…
Keep watching me, I might do a trick!
Think its not illegal yet
Life is tough so,wear a helmet
Don’t get near me,I’m SICK
You must be this tall to ride
When god made man she was only kidding.
Your boyfriend wants my boyfriend..beware
Everybody has a right to be stupid, but you’re abusing your privelege!!!
Smoking kills slowly ….. So what , whose in a hurry?
(On front) Not worried? U should b.
(On back) On my good days I’m worse.
Save earth, because you cannot party on mars
If You’re Not Cheating, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough
I’m Magically Delicious
Stop following me, you stalker!
CAUTION: I suffer from Ergophobia. Warning May Be Contagious.
(ergophobia is the fear of work)
Save the earth – it’s the only planet that has chocolate.
I’ll be nicer if you’ll be smarter.
I’ll be nicer if you give me chocolate.
My face is up here ^
Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?
If you are reading this shirt, then phase one of my evil plan is complete.
If you can read this shirt, you are standing way too close to me.
(font is really small, so you have to step forward to read it)
The best thing about this shirt is that by the time you finish reading it, you realize you just wasted ten seconds of your life.
3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.
DON’T FOLLOW ME..I’M LOST..
Hey,you. Yeah you. No.not you.. That other guy. You right there! Yes,you..Do you like tacos?!
Note to yourself: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid..
You can’t spell STUPID without U
Girls call me frankie dettori because i’m used to coming first
If you can read this:
MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Hang on a sec im just reading my voicemail!
Rule No1: Don’t lose your girl
Rule No2: Don’t forget the rule no. 1
I’m probably lying.
I hope you realize that by the time you’ve stopped talking I’ve been talking to someone else.
My shirt is blank, haha made you look!!
Even if I laugh that doesn’t mean it’s funny.
If you flash me, I’ll laugh.
Don’t be smart, you’re not good at it…
And you wonder why I don’t listen to you!
Sometimes I wonder why I even talk to you!
Don’t worry, I’ll pretend I care!
I’m not listening!
My boyfriends wife hates me!!
Who are you and why are you reading my shirt?
I don’t have a problem with drink/work or stupid people they all have a problem with me!!
Excuse me Sam what is your name?
I feel good when I’m not with you
Check this out ..buy one take one
SO IM SPOILED … WHAT’S UR POINT?
If you truly love somthing set it free and if it doesnt return … Hunt it down a kill it !
If you expect the unexpected , then doesn’t that make the unexpected expected?
Just when you thought you were the center of attention… I SHOWED UP !!!
KISS ME before my boyfriend shows up
i go to school to SOCIALIZE
girls look at me up and down, and don’t have anything to say, but its funny how words come out when I walk away
All roads lead to Roam
“B.M.W. :- Beer Motorcycle Women”