T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
Don’t Stare At Me…You Will Fall In Love.
Your outfit is very ugly, though it comments your face perfectly.
My haters makes me famous.
God,if there is any work around me..please remove it!!
How young do you have to be to die of old age?
This dog is a dog good dog way dog dog to dog trick dog an dog idiot dog for dog 30 dog seconds dog …now read without the word dog.
Keep watching me, I might do a trick!
I see an idiot reading my shirt.
When I die, I want my last words to be: “I left a million dollars under the…”
I am perfect*
I can only please one person a day. TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY.
Single again but now with experience.
Nothing is impossible..I do nothing.
If you can read this:
MAKE ME A SANDWICH
CAUTION: I suffer from Ergophobia. Warning May Be Contagious.
(ergophobia is the fear of work)
I’m probably lying.
I hope you realize that by the time you’ve stopped talking I’ve been talking to someone else.
My shirt is blank, haha made you look!!
Even if I laugh that doesn’t mean it’s funny.
If you flash me, I’ll laugh.
Come to the dark side we’ve got cookies.
(Back of the shirt) Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?
I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day.. Tomorrow doesn’t look so good either!
Risk your life; life without risks is such a waste of oxygen!!
Sweat is Weakness leaving the body
Respect; if you have to ask for it you haven’t earned it
Winners train, Losers complain
Sweat on the floor is gold in the trophy case
I’m really bad with names, is it okay if I just call you Stupid?