Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.
Hey, Wanna know how to keep an idiot waiting…”I’ll tell you tomorrow”…
You remind of MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND.
I am usually very skinny and gorgeous but its my day off!!!!!
It’s better to be hated for you are, then to be loved for someone that you arent.
Don’t waste a perfectly good opportunity; do it, before you can’t.
I may be fat but your ugly I can get rid of mine an you can’t ha ha ha o_o’
Sarcasm is one of the service’s I offer. My kids think I am a ATM Machine. You think your gangster Well I think I’m pretty gangster my self I’m mature and you’re not nah nah nah nah nah. Skool makes you sooper smart.
Your outfit is very ugly, though it comments your face perfectly.
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
If I could unmeet some people I would.
Single again but now with experience.
When I die, I want my last words to be: “I left a million dollars under the…”
You don’t know what you don’t know until you know it.
My haters makes me famous.
This dog is a dog good dog way dog dog to dog trick dog an dog idiot dog for dog 30 dog seconds dog …now read without the word dog.
I’m not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good.
God,if there is any work around me..please remove it!!
Intel inside Mental outside. who are these kids calling me dad??? I was born intellegent but education ruined me!!! It wasn’t me…… Nobody is perfect and I am nobody.
I can explain it to you but I can’t understand it for you.
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