Quality never goes out of style.
I graduated from the school of money making.
When life give you a lemon. Squeeze it in his eyes and take his wallet.
I never finish anythi…
When I die, I want my last words to be: “I left a million dollars under the…”
Love me or hate me….I’m yours CAUTION! I am drunk I am single but ready to mingle Hmm…can we talk!!
It takes skills to trip over flat surfaces. If you can read this go make me a sandwich.
Drink responsibly, DON’T spill any! If you think you are a player, good for you! I am the coach! I’m like so HOT!
Don’t tell me I have no life I’m not the one reading this shirt.
Relationships are like fat people, Most of them don’t work out!
Don’t look behind me love, I’m awesome !
You read my t- shirt!!! and the quote vanished!!
I don’t mean to be rude, actually…yes I do!
I’m not that drunk.
Homework is a waste of trees.
Beware…you’re the next victim.
Read books, not t- shirts.
Don’t look at me, that’s not my child.
If I can’t have it I steal it.
Normal is Boring!!!!!
Yeah, yeah, I know I’m awesome. Lets not make a big deal of it.
The message on this shirt is only visible to perverts.
I’m not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good.
I’m just like you.. Only better and smart looking.:D
Don’t blame me I was born this awesome! It may look like I’m listening, but really I’m destroying you in my mind. (On front)I bet you can’t read the back of my shirt… (Back of shirt) I bet you can’t read the front of my shirt… (You say) Why are you walking around me!!! (Really small print) If you are close enough to read this, I’m probably glaring at you!!
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