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I am usually very skinny and gorgeous but its my day off!!!!!

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I may be fat but your ugly I can get rid of mine an you can’t ha ha ha o_o’

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It’s better to be hated for you are, then to be loved for someone that you arent.

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Keep watching me, I might do a trick!

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Don’t waste a perfectly good opportunity; do it, before you can’t.

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Your outfit is very ugly, though it comments your face perfectly.

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Sarcasm is one of the service’s I offer.
My kids think I am a ATM Machine.
You think your gangster Well I think I’m pretty gangster my self
I’m mature and you’re not nah nah nah nah nah.
Skool makes you sooper smart.

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When I die, I want my last words to be: “I left a million dollars under the…”

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My haters makes me famous.

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God,if there is any work around me..please remove it!!

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This dog is a dog good dog way dog dog to dog trick dog an dog idiot dog for dog 30 dog seconds dog …now read without the word dog.

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Don’t follow me. I’m lost too.

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How young do you have to be to die of old age?

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I can explain it to you but I can’t understand it for you.

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Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.

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I see an idiot reading my shirt.

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Single again but now with experience.

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I can only please one person a day. TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY.

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You don’t know what you don’t know until you know it.

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I May Look Calm… But In My Head, I’ve Killed You Three Times.

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