T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

Your boyfriend wants my boyfriend..beware

Submitted by: pau on January 20, 2009

I May Look Calm… But In My Head, I’ve Killed You Three Times.

Submitted by: Mark Sipot on November 14, 2011

WHY RUN UR MOUTH WHEN U CAN RUN THE WORLD

Submitted by: TWEETY on December 27, 2007

Sarcasm is one of the service’s I offer.
My kids think I am a ATM Machine.
You think your gangster Well I think I’m pretty gangster my self
I’m mature and you’re not nah nah nah nah nah.
Skool makes you sooper smart.

Submitted by: Alicia on April 27, 2009

If I rest, I Rust!
We always hold hands. If I leave them, she shops.

Submitted by: Thanu on April 28, 2009

Don’t follow me. I’m lost too.

Submitted by: joma on January 21, 2010

Intel inside Mental outside.
who are these kids calling me dad???
I was born intellegent but education ruined me!!!
It wasn’t me……
Nobody is perfect and I am nobody.

Submitted by: ranesh on October 24, 2007
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Step away from me before something happens.

Submitted by: rose on March 16, 2009

Don’t read my shirt it’s a waste of time…
Told you, people don’t listen these days.

Submitted by: heavy B on August 25, 2010

Blink if you want me!

Submitted by: MP on February 1, 2010

I know KARATE…and several other oriental words..

Submitted by: Lucy-Jane on June 12, 2010

I’m Magically Delicious

Submitted by: Britt on January 4, 2009

So, you like reading t- shirts? I have more at my place…

Submitted by: benjamin on February 27, 2010

Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Oscar Wilde

I’m not deaf, I’m ignoring you!

Submitted by: muchacho on December 22, 2009
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Beware!
I Know KARATE!
(and a few other Japanese words..)

Submitted by: Isabella Ly on December 21, 2010

Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.

Submitted by: Haseeb on September 21, 2009

I’m allergic to stupid people.

Submitted by: line on February 25, 2010

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.

There’s no future in time travel.

I wear the brains in the family.

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

Available tonight… Limited time offer

Submitted by: me on July 28, 2008

Explain before you complain

Submitted by: natnat on July 26, 2008
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Was that an Earthquake of did I just rock your world?

Submitted by: unpridikted on September 1, 2010

I’m not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good.

Submitted by: mc on June 1, 2011

I don’t need no Educashun.

Blonde and proud of it.

This is my drinking shirt.

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