T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
Steven Wright

Submitted by: Jinny on June 12, 2009

I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

Submitted by: Sneaky on February 7, 2008

It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

Submitted by: Leon on April 18, 2014

Dont worry about about the world ending today, its already tomorrow in Austrailia.

Submitted by: andi on November 24, 2007

Does your face hurt? Cause it’s killing me!

Submitted by: Bre on March 10, 2008
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You spend your whole life thinking your on the right track, only to find out your on the wrong train

Submitted by: tasha on September 9, 2007

It is better to let everyone think you are stupid, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Submitted by: Semo Dog on November 11, 2007

Don’t kiss behind the garden gate- love is blind but the neighbors ain’t!!

Submitted by: kaykay on January 11, 2008

Aahhaa…got you staring at my tshirt!!

Submitted by: Antara on August 11, 2007

I was blinded by your beauty. I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You’re funny…looking.
Dude. That wasn’t funny.
There is no such thing as stupid questions, just stupid people.
By the time you have read this, you have already read it.
OMG! The sky is blue!
Yes, you have the right to your opinion, and I have the right to think you are stupid.
I was last seen wearing: THIS
I look like that one guy from that movie.
I’m not as think as you dumb I am.
OMG! The rains wet.
DON’T READ THIS!
Surveys are showing that 3 out of every four people make up 75% of our population.

Submitted by: Emily on April 11, 2009

Judge me & I’ll prove you wrong, tell me what to do & i’ll tell you off, say I am not wroth it & watch where I end up, call me a b**ch & i’ll show you one, f**k me over & i’ll do it to you twice as bad, call me crazy but you really have no idea

Submitted by: Tabitha dean on September 20, 2007
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What happens in this shirt, stays in this shirt.
Florida: the place where old people go to die.
Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt.
I’m not perfect but parts of me are.
Work sucks but I need the bucks.
Go fast, turn left!
If it’s too loud, you’re too old.
Hey, I’m up here ^

Submitted by: Lisa on August 17, 2007

There are two rules in life.
1. Never give out all of the information.

I am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try and keep up!

Submitted by: i.tlk.2.sqrrls on September 19, 2013

Take my advice,I don’t use it anyway.

Submitted by: Milly on March 18, 2008

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