T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
Steven Wright

Submitted by: Jinny on June 12, 2009

I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

Submitted by: Sneaky on February 7, 2008

It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

Submitted by: Leon on April 18, 2014

Don’t kiss by the garden gate, love is blind, but the neighbors ain’t.

Submitted by: Klang on May 14, 2009

Dont worry about about the world ending today, its already tomorrow in Austrailia.

Submitted by: andi on November 24, 2007

Does your face hurt? Cause it’s killing me!

Submitted by: Bre on March 10, 2008

You spend your whole life thinking your on the right track, only to find out your on the wrong train

Submitted by: tasha on September 9, 2007
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It is better to let everyone think you are stupid, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Submitted by: Semo Dog on November 11, 2007

Aahhaa…got you staring at my tshirt!!

Submitted by: Antara on August 11, 2007

I was blinded by your beauty. I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You’re funny…looking.
Dude. That wasn’t funny.
There is no such thing as stupid questions, just stupid people.
By the time you have read this, you have already read it.
OMG! The sky is blue!
Yes, you have the right to your opinion, and I have the right to think you are stupid.
I was last seen wearing: THIS
I look like that one guy from that movie.
I’m not as think as you dumb I am.
OMG! The rains wet.
DON’T READ THIS!
Surveys are showing that 3 out of every four people make up 75% of our population.

Submitted by: Emily on April 11, 2009

Judge me & I’ll prove you wrong, tell me what to do & i’ll tell you off, say I am not wroth it & watch where I end up, call me a b**ch & i’ll show you one, f**k me over & i’ll do it to you twice as bad, call me crazy but you really have no idea

Submitted by: Tabitha dean on September 20, 2007

There are two rules in life.
1. Never give out all of the information.

What happens in this shirt, stays in this shirt.
Florida: the place where old people go to die.
Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt.
I’m not perfect but parts of me are.
Work sucks but I need the bucks.
Go fast, turn left!
If it’s too loud, you’re too old.
Hey, I’m up here ^

Submitted by: Lisa on August 17, 2007

Take my advice,I don’t use it anyway.

Submitted by: Milly on March 18, 2008

I am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try and keep up!

Submitted by: i.tlk.2.sqrrls on September 19, 2013
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
I can only compensate so much for other people’s stupidity.
If plugging it in doesn’t help, then try turning it on.
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be misquoted and then used against you.
Drive defensively, buy a tank!
Thank you for calling tech support, you’re ignorance is my job security.
Always remember… You’re unique just like everyone else.
Excuse me, but do I look like someone who cares ?
Do not disturb, I’m disturbed enough already.
I don’t have a license to kill, I have a learners permit.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
FAILURE is not an option, it comes all bundled up with the software.
FOR SALE: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
I would put something CLEVER here… But you just wouldn’t get it!
Those who think they know everything annoy those of us that actually do.
Warning! This shirt has sharp edges.
Silence is golden, but DUCTAPE is shiny.
Try to not let your mind wander, it’s much too small to be out on it’s own.
It’s kind’a hard to show that I care, be e see a you s e I d o n ’ t.
To my best recollection, I can’t remember.
7 out of 3 people are math illiterate.
I’m going off to go find myself. If I’m not back by the time I return, keep me here.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving just isn’t for you.
If I gave a cr*p, you would be the first person I’d give it to.
I know all the answers, but I’ve been sworn to secrecy.
Let’s hope there’s intelligent life in outer space. I’m so lonely here.
There are only 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don’t

Submitted by: N E O on October 20, 2007

I’m a Virgin…but this is an old T- shirt

Submitted by: andrew on March 27, 2008

I’m not bossy… I just have better ideas.

Submitted by: adri on October 7, 2007

I’m not perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome!
Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Imagine your life without me… Miserable huh?

Submitted by: Georgia on January 20, 2008

SORRY OFFICER I THOUGHT YOU WANTED A RACE

Submitted by: Jimbo on April 28, 2008

I’m not a bad girl…I’m a good girl with ATTITUDE !!
It’s better to loose a Lover then to love a Loser!
If Nothing lasts forever…
Can I be your Nothing?

Submitted by: Mallika Bishnoi on December 3, 2007

Lets save time and just assume I know everything

Submitted by: anni c on November 15, 2007

Dont blame me, I was born Awesome!

Submitted by: keelie on September 17, 2007

Congratz, by reading this shirt you wasted 6 seconds of your life. I hope you’re happy.

Submitted by: Tessur on July 27, 2008

Lets play carpenter first we’ll get hammered and then i’ll nail you…

Submitted by: chantal on September 20, 2007
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Dont talk to me when im talking to myself

Submitted by: morphine on January 15, 2008

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo ingles.”
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Submitted by: ILIANA on January 18, 2008

Some call it stalking I call it love.

Why do I end up liking the guy I can only think of.

I was uncool before being uncool was cool!

Get like you? naw Get like me.

I called your boyfriend g*y…and then he hit me with his purse.

When I said “I’d hit that” I meant with my car.

Go buy yourself a life on e- bay.

Few women admit their ages a few men act theirs.

Submitted by: Denisse on February 1, 2008

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful! hate me because…well…okay…HATE ME BECAUSE I’M BEAUTIFUL!
Don’t give me your attitude, I have my own.
Stop looking at my Brea$ts
This is your boyfriend’s T- shirt!
If you read this, you owe me $10
Watch the b**ch as she gets the bone.

Submitted by: Jocey on November 29, 2007

T shirt Quote: I saw this shirt in the store and I though it was cool it was only 10 dollars and when I got down to the middle of reading it I realized it had nothing to say but if it got people to look at my shirt I would buy it anyways, so now I got you reading my long shirt while i’m standing still but you’ve taken up to much of my time so bye.

Submitted by: missymae94 on April 19, 2008

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