T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
– Steven Wright
I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.
Dont worry about about the world ending today, its already tomorrow in Austrailia.
Does your face hurt? Cause it’s killing me!
You spend your whole life thinking your on the right track, only to find out your on the wrong train
It is better to let everyone think you are stupid, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Don’t kiss behind the garden gate- love is blind but the neighbors ain’t!!
Aahhaa…got you staring at my tshirt!!
I was blinded by your beauty. I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You’re funny…looking.
Dude. That wasn’t funny.
There is no such thing as stupid questions, just stupid people.
By the time you have read this, you have already read it.
OMG! The sky is blue!
Yes, you have the right to your opinion, and I have the right to think you are stupid.
I was last seen wearing: THIS
I look like that one guy from that movie.
I’m not as think as you dumb I am.
OMG! The rains wet.
DON’T READ THIS!
Surveys are showing that 3 out of every four people make up 75% of our population.
Judge me & I’ll prove you wrong, tell me what to do & i’ll tell you off, say I am not wroth it & watch where I end up, call me a b**ch & i’ll show you one, f**k me over & i’ll do it to you twice as bad, call me crazy but you really have no idea
What happens in this shirt, stays in this shirt.
Florida: the place where old people go to die.
Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt.
I’m not perfect but parts of me are.
Work sucks but I need the bucks.
Go fast, turn left!
If it’s too loud, you’re too old.
Hey, I’m up here ^
There are two rules in life.
1. Never give out all of the information.
I am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try and keep up!
Take my advice,I don’t use it anyway.