I say when I drink what I think when I’m sober
The privilege of drinking with friends is that, we can talk nonsense all the time… & the best thing is that nonsense is understood, discussed & respected… Cheers !!!
I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from drinking all night.
Now I lay me down to sleep with a vodka bottle at my feet. If I die before I wake. Tell my friends I drank it straight.
I don’t get drunk, I get AWESOME!!
Alcohol does not make you fat – it makes you lean… Against tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.
I get a lot more from alcohol than alcohol gets from me.
She has many rare and charming qualities, but Sobriety is not one of them. – Jane Austen
Drink like a fish. Smoke like a chimney.. Tomorrow is another day..
The Surgeon General advises that smoking is bad for your health,that’s why I drink.
In the eye of a drunk, no one is ugly.
It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full, clearly there’s room for more alcohol.
“Wine is a grand thing,” I said. “It makes you forget all the bad.” – Ernest Hemingway
I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful. – Jim Carrey
Only when you are drunk can your true creative side be seen.
I have come to the conclusion that the solution to all of life’s problems can’t be found at the bottom of a beer glass. However, I’m going to keep checking just in case I’m wrong.
I am not drunk, I’m just chemically off- balanced…
There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.
Boss. Sorry I can’t come to work today. I woke up this morning and hurt my hand trying to get the cap off my breakfast!
I’m lost. Please take me to the nearest BAR.
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