Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck I’d swim to the bottom and never come up.
But the ocean’s not vodka and I am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!

Submitted by: Dr C Glynn on November 27, 2007

A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

Submitted by: callie on July 8, 2007

My boss didn’t know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.

Submitted by: glenny on November 4, 2007

Of course I am gonna drive. I am too drunk to walk.

Submitted by: anni c on November 15, 2007

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant on February 23, 2013

Beer is now cheaper than gas, do drink, don’t drive!

Submitted by: FRANCISCO on July 14, 2008

A drunk man never tells a lie.

Submitted by: birdman1109 on February 23, 2008

Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky.
Don’t be dumb and mix wine and rum.
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.
A good friend takes your drink away and says, “You’ve had enough.” But a TRUE friend gives you another drink and yells, “YOU BETTER CHUGG THIS CUZ WE AIN’T TRASHED YET!!”

Submitted by: Sarah on July 26, 2007

I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!

Submitted by: jude on December 2, 2007

One tequila
two tequila
three takillya

Submitted by: tipicaly unconcerned on September 1, 2007

I drink to make other people more interesting.
Ernest Hemingway


I only drink on 2 occasions when I’m thirsty and when I’m not

Submitted by: *Kelsey-- on November 5, 2007

Lips that touch liquor touch other lips quicker…

Submitted by: Hardy on February 19, 2008

Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.

Submitted by: Fishfood on July 25, 2007

I realized I was drinking too much,
So I decided to cut down,
I now only drink on days ending in Y

Submitted by: Matrixxx on November 26, 2007

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