Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck I’d swim to the bottom and never come up.
But the ocean’s not vodka and I am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!

Submitted by: Dr C Glynn on November 27, 2007

A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

Submitted by: callie on July 8, 2007

My boss didn’t know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.

Submitted by: glenny on November 4, 2007

I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Submitted by: Sir Custac Cant on February 23, 2013

Of course I am gonna drive. I am too drunk to walk.

Submitted by: anni c on November 15, 2007

Beer is now cheaper than gas, do drink, don’t drive!

Submitted by: FRANCISCO on July 14, 2008

A drunk man never tells a lie.

Submitted by: birdman1109 on February 23, 2008
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Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky.
Don’t be dumb and mix wine and rum.
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.
A good friend takes your drink away and says, “You’ve had enough.” But a TRUE friend gives you another drink and yells, “YOU BETTER CHUGG THIS CUZ WE AIN’T TRASHED YET!!”

Submitted by: Sarah on July 26, 2007

I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!

Submitted by: jude on December 2, 2007

One tequila
two tequila
three takillya
floor

Submitted by: tipicaly unconcerned on September 1, 2007

I drink to make other people more interesting.
Ernest Hemingway

I only drink on 2 occasions when I’m thirsty and when I’m not

Submitted by: *Kelsey-- on November 5, 2007

Lips that touch liquor touch other lips quicker…

Submitted by: Hardy on February 19, 2008

Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.

Submitted by: Fishfood on July 25, 2007

I realized I was drinking too much,
So I decided to cut down,
I now only drink on days ending in Y

Submitted by: Matrixxx on November 26, 2007
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I use to think drinking was bad, so I stop thinking

Submitted by: Albert Quammie on May 9, 2008

Act single, see double, drink triple

Submitted by: tooo young on January 2, 2008

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence? I think not.

Submitted by: luv2drink on June 30, 2008

I’m on whiskey diet… I’ve lost three days already!

Submitted by: Tania on January 29, 2008

I drink because I work, I work so I can drink.

Submitted by: Danny on February 5, 2008

I heard this one the other day…
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them vodka, mix them together and have a party!!

Submitted by: Bob on July 22, 2007

Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round.

Submitted by: Sandy on December 6, 2007

Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you alcohol.

Submitted by: leyton on July 22, 2010

4 beers-20 dollars
2 martini’s 19 dollars
6 jello drops-12 dollars
1 shot of grey goose-6 dollars
taking home 2 hot girls who just drank all of the above:
PRICELESS

Submitted by: Dorian on February 25, 2009

DRINK TO FORGET BUT NEVER FORGET TO DRINK!

Submitted by: Hamata on May 1, 2008
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Don’t cry over spilled milk…it could have been beer!

Submitted by: Lacy on December 29, 2007

Nothing in life is absolute only vodka

Submitted by: Syc1 on February 21, 2008

Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.

Submitted by: Courtney on September 3, 2007

When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic but When I drink Fanta…no one says I’m fantastic.

I swear to drunk I’m not god.

Submitted by: mikey on August 11, 2007

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